WEIRD IS THE WORLD: ALMOST SCREWED SON'S CAREER CAUGHT SCREWIING SOMEONE ELSE

HEADLINE: Dad of 'Idol's' David Archuleta Busted in Hooker Ring
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 18.6.9
CAPTION: ALMOST SCREWED SON'S CAREER CAUGHT SCREWIING SOMEONE ELSE

The father of "American Idol" star David Archuleta was busted for hiring a massage parlor prostitute following a January raid in Utah.

James Jeffrey Archuleta, the father of the “Idol” season 7 runner up, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge and paid a $582 fine after he was caught at a police raid of the Queens of Reiki on January 14 in Midvale.

According to a report from RadarOnline, the investigation of the massage parlor began after a concerned citizen called police. Detective Sgt. John Salazar of the Midvale Police told Radar that they determined that the parlor was operating without a business license and ordered the raid.

When the officers arrived, they found only one client, Archuleta.

HEADLINE: Hot cars 'don't equal sex appeal'
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 18.6.9
CAPTION: HOT CAR NO SEX

Girls aren't necessarily attracted to men with expensive cars, say the guys from SBS's Top Gear Australia...

HEADLINE: Collection Agency to Go After School Lunch Money
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 18.6.9
CAPTION: NO FREE LUNCH

Iowa residents who owe the Marshalltown Community School District lunch money soon will have more than the school bully to answer to.
The Board of Education approved a proposal Monday to hire an agency to collect unpaid lunch debts, according to the Marshalltown Times Republican, in the hopes that the agency, PSD Receivables, will be able to recover $25,900 from past-due school meal accounts..

HEADLINE: Man impersonated dead mother for six years
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 17.6.9
CAPTION: A SIX YEAR IMPERSONATION

A New York man has been charged with impersonating his dead mother for six years so he could steal $117,000 (£70,800) in government benefits.

HEADLINE: Man Claims to Be N.Y. Boy Who Vanished in 1955
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 17.6.9
CAPTION: HOPE THINGS TURN OUT OKAY FOR THIS MAN

EAST MEADOW, New York — A Michigan man says pictures he found online led him to believe he could be the 2-year-old boy who vanished more than a half-century ago from a bakery on New York's Long Island.
John Robert Barnes of Kalkaska told The Associated Press on Wednesday that he was doing online research when he saw pictures of the first wife of the man he thinks could be his father.
She seemed familiar and that led him to believe he might be Stephen Damman, the missing boy.
He says he's now "waiting for the FBI to tell me who I'm related to."

HEADLINE: Cop stops ambulance, chokes paramedic
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 17.6.9
CAPTION:

A US highway cop "was in a state of rage" when he pulled over an ambulance taking a patient to hospital, the ambulance driver said.
Paramedic Maurice White – who is black – said the policeman, Trooper Daniel Martin, disregarded his patient’s safety in stopping the ambulance for “failing to yield”.
As Mr White tried to tell Trooper Martin there was a patient in the back, an argument escalated, ending with Trooper Martin engaging a choke hold on Mr White.
The entire incident was caught on camera, both in the policeman’s car and on a handheld camera used by the patient’s son, who was travelling in the front of the ambulance.
The son’s video made it onto YouTube, where it sparked an outcry over the policeman’s treatment of the paramedic.
Now the police dashboard version has been released, with Trooper Martin’s lawyer claiming it “vindicates a decorated war hero”.

HEADLINE: Condom sex kit for girl, 12, with STD
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 17.6.9
CAPTION: GIRL 12 AND HER CONDOMS

A 12-YEAR-OLD girl was given a "party pack" of condoms and lubricant after she was diagnosed with chlamydia at a DOCS medical appointment. The girl's family said police refused to act even though their daughter and the boy were under the age of consent. Instead, DOCS sent the girl to the state-funded Warehouse Youth Health Centre at Penrith. Yesterday her parents said they were angry that their daughter was prescribed the contraceptive pill at the clinic, which features "condom stuffing" competitions and "safe sex party" pictures on its Facebook page.
Yesterday the girl called her safe sex kit, which includes 20 condoms, a "party pack".