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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

EEL SLIPS UP FISHMONGER'S BUM

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A FISHMONGER has told how he nearly died after he slipped into a tank of eels — and one shot straight up his bum. ... READ MORE

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Tokyo's reputed oldest woman has been missing for decades, Japanese officials have discovered as they made checks after the city's supposed oldest man was found to have died years ago. ... READ MORE

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Woman Attempted to Fake Funeral by Cremating Mannequins and Cow Parts Placed in Casket ... READ MORE

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DRINKING beer rather than wine can help people to slim, ... READ MORE

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FIFA World Cup phenomenon Paul the Octopus is set for a new career - as an Elvis impersonator. ... READ MORE

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The robot will allow "people to feel as if an acquaintance in the distance is next to you," ... READ MORE

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Wearing red makes men more attractive to women, research claims. ... READ MORE

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(The teacher) called the students "chicken chokers" to imply they masturbated, and referred to them as CCs when female students were in the room. ... READ MORE

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An Ohio woman is facing charges after she reportedly called 911 to ask dispatchers for a date.... READ MORE

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Porn Video Airs On Computer Screens At Indonesia's Parliament... READ MORE

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A WOMAN has taken a sizable bite out of Taiwan's mosquito population and won a $3,300 cash prize after catching around four million of the bloodsuckers in just one month... READ MORE

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A BUSTY artist is putting her 38DD boobs to good use — by PAINTING pictures with them... READ MORE

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A 71-year-old Pennsylvania woman shot two television sets - and then her husband, police said today. ... READ PLAY

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A DISGRUNTLED burglar who held up a Wendy's in Atlanta later called the fast-food restaurant twice to complain there wasn't enough money. ... READ MORE

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Californian scientists are working on a single injection that will help people relax without slowing down - in other words, the world's first vaccine for stress. ... READ MORE

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A SWEDISH couple called off their wedding after a visit to a pub the night before resulted in the groom threatening to kill his bride. ... READ MORE

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Most couples would hope to feel like superheroes on their wedding day - but this pair went the extra mile and dressed up like them. ... READ MORE

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ITALY has chosen a full-figured woman as its latest beauty queen, proud of her ample body weighing in at a hefty 170kg to win the title of Miss Chubby... READ MORE

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THE PARASAILING donkey saved by The Sun is to be whisked to the KREMLIN'S five-star stables to help her forget her nightmare ordeal. ... READ MORE

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AN 80-year-old Frenchman is recovering in hospital after being freed from a year locked in a laundry room by a wife almost half his age and her alleged lover. ... READ MORE

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AN Australian sculptor has appealed to relatives of the dead for their cremated remains in the name of art. ... READ MORE

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Investigators in Mississippi say two men wrapped blocks of wood in duct tape and bubble wrap, attached Toshiba labels and tried to pass them off as laptops. ... READ MORE

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This isn't your standard "Office Space" conversation. Blackwell boots up a "telepresence robot" -- which looks like a combination between a Segway and Johnny 5 from those "Short Circuit" movies -- to talk to his employees from his home,... READ MORE

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A teenage girl "averted a tragedy" by calling 911 from inside a wildly weaving car to report her mother, who ended up being charged with drunken driving... READ MORE

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The mattress can be a jungle of dust mites and bedbugs, milling around among dried remnants of blood, saliva, sweat and basically all the other bodily fluids you can think of. ... READ MORE

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..... a photograph showing what appears to be a long-necked sea creature has got marine experts scratching their heads. ... READ MORE


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In an effort to lead from the front, he has told his flock in the Herefordshire village of Burghill to go forth and start swearing like troopers...READ MORE

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A door and window company has been order to stop using an advert which features a picture of a topless woman accompanied by the slogan: "We sell big knockers." ... READ MORE

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