Poutine-flavoured soda to hit Canada

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Poutine-flavoured soda to hit Canada
That classic Quebecois dish of French fries, hot gravy and melted cheese curds will soon be available in drink form.
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Teeth, buttons and mobile phone keys... the random things found in our ears
Ear doctor Simon Gane has also found bugs, cloves of garlic and pebbles
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Teacher pleads no contest to spiking sippy cups
Morgan Hill preschool teacher has pleaded no contest to attempted child endangerment for spiking sippy cups with sleeping pills.
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Schoolkids suffering hi-tech flabby fingers
Children as young as eight are receiving treatment for underdeveloped muscle tone in their arms and hands because of their growing addiction to modern technology.
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Boy Hires Hooker, But Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead
A 14-year-old boy in Illinois got the opposite of lucky when a prostitute, with whom he arranged a date while his parents were out, instead made off with his piggy bank.
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Giant six-foot penis drawn on butcher’s brand new £3,500 driveway
A butcher got the shock of his life when he arrived at his shop to discover a 6ft-long penis carved into his new £3,500 parking lot.
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Flip cops wear pink footwear on the beat
They would have struggled to keep up with a fleeing thief but it didn’t stop police officers using the warm weather to go on the beat… in pink flip flops.
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School closes because of nice weather
In sun-deprived Washington state, the promise of nice spring weather has prompted a small private school to give students a day off to enjoy the sunshine.
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Man accused of shoplifting says he took store's name literally
A man accused of stealing items from a New Hampshire thrift store called Finders Keepers is trying to clear his name, arguing that he was confused by the store's name.
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