Estate agent in Willy Wonka style purple suit sacked after stealing chocolate from client’s flat

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Estate agent in Willy Wonka style purple suit sacked after stealing chocolate from client’s flat
An estate agent dressed similar to Willy Wonka has lost his job after stealing chocolate from a client’s property.
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Cop slopped by cow pat trap
A traffic cop in Austria got more than he bargained for after a booby trap covered him head-to-toe in manure as he was trying to catch people speeding, police said on Tuesday.
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Record playing dog sparks fire alarm
A dog in the Upper Austrian town of Marchtrenk prompted an emergency call to the fire brigade after turning on a record player in the middle of the night while its mistress slept.
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Man calls the police eight times in two hours because his flat didn’t have a fridge
A man from Florida clearly needs a bit of a lesson on what constitutes as an emergency, after calling the police to complain that he didn’t have a fridge.
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Postman who stole meerkat toys to sell on eBay was caught in simples sting
A postman stole dozens of meerkat toys destined for Comparethemarket.com customers – before selling them to collectors on eBay.
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Papa Murphy's Employee Admits Rubbing Scrotum On Pizza Was 'Stupid'
A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy's pizza franchise faces criminal charges after a customer caught him in the act of rubbing his scrotum on an uncooked stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza that he'd ordered, according to the Austin American-Statesman.
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Girl dumps guy, guy responds by wrecking golf courses
Police say a man decided to take out his rage on two golf courses after his girlfriend dumped him.
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Fans urinate in Swiss goalkeeper’s water bottle
A Swiss goalkeeper is considering legal action against fans who urinated in his water bottle during a match.
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Man tied pet bear to lamppost outside pub while he went for a drink
The unnamed man was due to take part in a Spanish festival near Valencia where the bear would dance to the tamer's trumpet in a legal animal entertainment show
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Goldfish has brain surgery to give him another 20 years of life
George, who is otherwise a normal goldfish (but by no means ordinary), was said to be ‘really suffering’ and was unable to swim or eat properly due to a large tumour hanging off his face.
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Suicide by crocodile pit: Elderly woman torn apart by dozens of the giant reptiles after jumping into pond at zoo
Wanpen Inyai, 65, 'threw herself' into pit of more than 1,000 crocodiles
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Teacher Cut Off Woman's Hair During Hug
A teacher in Chesterfield County, Virginia, faces a misdemeanor assault charge after allegedly cutting off a woman's hair while the two were embracing.
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Outrage as doughnut firm launches milkshakes with the same calorie-count as a roast dinner
The high calorie drinks are loaded with around a third of a woman's recommended daily allowance
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Florida Bus Driver Arrested For Soliciting Prostitute While Driving Bus
A Florida bus driver is accused of trying to pick up a prostitute while on duty.
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Lethbridge student suspended for dealing banned Pepsi from locker
A Grade 12 student in Lethbridge, Alta., was suspended last week for dealing Pepsi to fellow students out of his locker.
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