Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

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Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners
A woman in Los Angeles is threatening to take the same approach with lazy dog owners -- except she's using poop instead of flames.
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Thieves Steal 100 Onions That 5th Graders Grew For Charity
It was supposed to be a lesson in growing your own food ...
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Expecting father signed off from work with morning sickness (and grew breasts)
The days of fathers sitting in the waiting room with cigars and a hip flask are long gone but this father-to-be truly went the extra mile.
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50 dead cats found in freezers in Florida home
Detectives found 50 dead cats in four freezers at the home of a South Florida man while serving a warrant for child pornography.
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Home Intruder Caught Cooking Corn Cob: Cops
Massachusetts police have arrested a man they say broke into a home and cooked himself a snack.
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Schoolboy's dead pet rat turned into remote controlled flying drone toy
When you've stuffed a cat and made it fly, why not do the same for a rat? Inventors ease schoolboy's grief with bizarre flying rodent project
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Vicar slips on bride's dress and breaks his arm during wedding ceremony
Red-faced reverend Roger Scoombes was still able to rise to his feet and wave off the newly-wed couple before getting checked out at the hospital for his injury
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Cops find bungling burglar sleeping on victim's bed during break-in
Dopey Dion Davis, 29, was found taking a cat nap in a bedroom next to a bag of jewelry he had stolen
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Cheeky squirrel steals students' drug stash before escaping ex-policeman
Was it theirs? Boys chasing squirrel attract attention of passing cop - but then the rodent does a runner
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Man sleepwalks off 60-foot cliff but miraculously survives and is expected to make full recovery
Rescue crews were called to hoist the man to safety when he was found battered and bruised, but thankfully alive, at the bottom of a dangerous cliff face
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Dead Lion found in freezer during inspection at restaurant near to zoo
The animal's body was discovered stuffed next to food which was due to be served to unsuspecting customers
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Pub landlord held to ransom over kidnapped pub mascot
A Derbyshire landlord is being held to ransom over his beloved pub mascot – a garden gnome.
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Man Stabs Coworker Who Ate His Meatball
A 31-year-old employee at a Fallston, Maryland business is accused of attacking a fellow employee who ate one of his meatballs.
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Toronto man, 84, man charged with stunt driving
An 84-year-old Toronto man has been charged with stunt driving after allegedly travelling 135 km/h in an 80 km/h zone in Haliburton on Saturday.
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Bungling French burglar notches his 88th arrest
A burglar in the Paris area might want to rethink his break-in strategy after he was arrested this week for the 88th time.
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