Woman Mistakes Boat Ramp For Road, Drives Into Harbor

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Woman Mistakes Boat Ramp For Road, Drives Into Harbor
A Maine woman is alive after mistaking a boat launch ramp for a road and driving straight into the harbor.
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Burglar in the buff snared by French police
French police were called out to a bizarre incident this week when they received calls from scared residents in villages in central France alerting them to the presence of a burglar who was targeting homes in the buff.
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Woman detained at airport with $80,000 in her stomach
A woman has been arrested at an airport in the Dominican Republic carrying more than $US70,000 in her stomach.
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Schoolboy blows off his fingertips after lighting firework in his bedroom for a laugh
A schoolboy who lit an illegal firework in his bedroom ‘for a laugh’ was shocked when it unexpectedly went off – blowing off his finger tips and breaking seven bones in his hand.
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Woman sets fire to her flatmate after he throws out her spaghetti and meatballs
A woman in the United States set fire to her roommate reportedly after he threw away her spaghetti and meatballs.
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Six-year-old girl has her tongue cut free by firefighters after getting it stuck in a coffee cup lid
Firefighters had to be called to a hospital in China to help doctors free a young girl's tongue that has become stuck in a cup lid.
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Vigilantes held as clown panic spreads in France
Police arrested five armed youths in a town in eastern France this week who were hunting for “aggressive clowns” who were reportedly threatening locals. It’s just the latest incident in France where reports of armed clowns has spread panic.
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Clown caught on security camera bizarrely ripping pumpkin apart on Florida porch
The recent trend of bizarre clowns terrorizing towns across America has finally reached the Sunshine State.
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Dog poo snares bungling burglar
Hapless housebreaker's only swag was an empty iPhone box after he was disturbed by the family pet – which snared the crook with its mess
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Man cut off manhood and threw it in bin after girlfriend dumped him over small manhood
A Macedonian man chopped off his penis and threw it in the bin after he was dumped by his girlfriend for his lack of bedroom skills.
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Texas employee brings meth, brass knuckles to school, police say
Police say he resigned immediately from his job as a paraprofessional redirection aide.
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Schoolboy placed in 'isolation' after short back and sides haircut ruled too short
Jack Littlewood, 13, was told to leave the classroom due to his short back and sides hair, which was against regulations
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'Flying car' crash injures two in Florida
The flying car has been a dream of inventors and commuters alike for decades. But one local effort crashed and burned this morning, sending two people to the hospital.
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Fake goats' cheese made from SHEEP'S milk for sale in supermarkets and delis
Consumer watchdog Which? has found nine samples contained up to 80% sheep's milk, prompting calls for better checks on what goes into food
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Dead headteacher allowed to hang in school classroom
The skeleton of a former headmaster is allowed to stay in the biology classroom where he taught for 50 years.
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Dumped woman spends a week in KFC to get over ex
Gorging on comfort food is pretty much a given when dealing with a breakup, but one woman decided to take her heartbreak public by camping out at a local KFC for seven days.
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