Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 22.1.9
Caption: Dancing the night away
An 83-year-old South Bend man said he missed his bus home from the presidential inauguration because he was dancing. Mussa Muhammad said his "spirit jumped sky-high" when President Barack Obama took the oath of office Tuesday. He became separated from his group and, he said, "just danced and danced" with a couple of young women he met along the way...
Headline: Mum let three-year-old smoke at home
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 22.1.9
Caption: Dumbass Mother
A MUM who allowed her three-year-old son to smoke has walked free from court because the judge thought it best for her to be at home with her kids.
Kelly Marie Pocock, a 24-year-old mother of three, was accused of allowing the toddler to smoke around the house in Merthyr Vale, Wales...
Headline: Stupid burglar caught in a hot tin roof
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 22.1.9
Caption: Dumbass Thief
FOR two hours he hid inside the roof, the sun beating down on the tin above sending the temperature in his hiding place soaring.
Finally the burglar, who was forced to crouch in the tiny cavity after the family he intended to rob came home unexpectedly, could take no more and fainted.
The half-baked crook came crashing through the ceiling and landed at the feet of a horrified couple and their five young children almost 4m below.
Food distributor Darren Young described yesterday how he and wife Deslie and five of their six children were at their Newcastle home on the New South Wales Central Coast on Wednesday when the would-be thief made a sudden and unlikely entrance.
Headline: Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Ex-French President
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 22.1.9
Caption: A dog off his meds
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.
The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said..
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