Goldenballs' testicles grabbed by TV star

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HEADLINE: Goldenballs' testicles grabbed by TV star
SOURCE: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/goldenballs-testicles-grabbed-by-sexy-tv-star/story-e6frev00-1225822373008
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GOLDENBALLS David Beckham had a security scare during a bizarre TV stunt where a presenter wearing yellow rubber gloves tried to grab his genitals.
Blonde Italian TV star Elena Di Cioccio carried out the 'attack' on a stunned Beckham, 34, as part of a popular TV show called Le Iene (The Hyenas) as he gave a TV interview.
Ms Di Cioccio ponced on the former Manchester United star who is now on loan at AC Milan saying she wanted to see 'how he measured up' after it emerged he had been dropped as a Giorgio Armani underwear model by Cristiano Ronaldo.
During his two years with the Italian fashion house, England midfielder Beckham was thought to have benefited from a spot of airbrushing to accentuate his six pack - and his package.

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HEADLINE: Jewish prayer sparks US air alert
SOURCE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8472937.stm
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A US Airways flight was diverted to Philadelphia after a young Jewish man's prayer items triggered a bomb scare, Philadelphia police said.
The incident arose when the man used a phylactery, a small black box Orthodox Jews strap to their head as part of their rituals, police said.
The man was not arrested and the plane landed without incident.

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HEADLINE: Man Gets Day In Jail For Throwing Taco At Manager
SOURCE: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/21/ap/national/main6125194.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.12
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FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) - An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a double-decker taco has been sentenced to one day in jail and one year probation.

Warren Strickland of Fairbanks must also pay a $100 fine after pleading guilty Tuesday to disorderly conduct.

The 31-year-old says he threw the taco because it contained spit after he went through the drive-thru twice because the restaurant messed up his order. He claims the manager accused him of lying to get free food.

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HEADLINE: Blinking Cadavers May Cure Blindness
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/21/blinking-cadavers-cure-blindness/?test=latestnews
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Surgeons made cadavers blink with artificial muscles, experiments that could in the future help restore the ability of thousands of patients with facial paralysis to open and close their eyes on their own. Surgeons made cadavers blink with artificial muscles, experiments that could in the future help restore the ability of thousands of patients with facial paralysis to open and close their eyes on their own.

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HEADLINE: Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it
SOURCE: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/01/20/national/a120712S86.DTL
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Police said a man and woman from New Hampshire are each facing prostitution charges after the man called police to say he'd paid for sex, but the woman then refused. WMUR-TV reported a 22-year-old woman and 32-year-old man were cited into court at a later date

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/01/20/national/a120712S86.DTL#ixzz0dGuijMUl

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HEADLINE: Snap-happy speed camera nabs parked car – twice!
SOURCE: http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/homenews/Police-apology-parked-car-caught-speeding/article-1731186-detail/article.html
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POLICE have apologised to a man after he was given two speeding fines from a camera outside his house – despite the fact his car was parked at the time.
Jeff Buck has always parked outside his home in Watnall Road, Nuthall, with no problems.
But in recent weeks he has been surprised to find two speeding fines land on his doormat.
It is believed that when speeding vehicles drive past his parked car the camera is triggered, but instead of snapping the real offenders it is taking a picture of Mr Buck's number plate.

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HEADLINE: Woman sleeps with burglar
SOURCE: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/woman-sleeps-with-burglar/story-e6frev20-1225822215490
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A WOMAN received a rude shock recently when she discovered that her night-time cuddle partner was not her husband, but it was in fact a burglar.
The Changasha-based woman called Qiu from China had pounced on the intruder in the dark, mistaking him for her husband.

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HEADLINE: 'Corpse's arm broken to remove shirt'
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/national/corpses-arm-broken-to-remove-shirt/story-e6frfkvr-1225822246651
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A FORMER Queensland Health mortuary worker says she has suffered a debilitating psychological injury after witnessing the "violent and unethical'' treatment of bodies of patients at a north Queensland hospital.
Speaking publicly for the first time, Amy Handel, who has worked in the aged care and funeral industries, said she witnessed a shocking mistreatment of bodies in just two days of employment at the Cairns Base Hospital mortuary 18 months ago.

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