Teacher sacked over Tiger sex joke

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HEADLINE: Teacher sacked over Tiger sex joke
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/teacher-sacked-over-r-rated-tiger-sex-joke/story-e6freuy9-1225822779023
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A SCHOOL teacher has been sacked after he sent a raunchy joke email about sex addict golfer Tiger Woods to fellow staff.
But the teacher told the Northern Territory News newspaper in Darwin that he was only dismissed because the school wanted to save costs over the Christmas holiday period.
The man had been employed by the Taminmin High School Council Registered Training Organization to teach children in remote areas under its vocational education and training program.

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HEADLINE: Miami Burger King to Sell Beer and Burger Combo
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583671,00.html
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MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — Burger King is opening a restaurant in Miami Beach that will serve beer along with burgers and fries, the chain's first U.S. location with alcohol.
At the Whopper Bar South Beach, guests can pair a Whopper sandwich with Anheuser-Busch and MillerCoors brews. With fries, the combo will run $7.99.
The restaurant will offer outdoor dining, a walk-up window and delivery service.

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HEADLINE: RSI blamed on too much sex
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/rsi-blamed-on-too-much-sex/story-e6frev20-1225822603887
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WRIST pain is often blamed on excessive computer use or working with heavy machinery but a controversial new report has suggested a very different explanation - too much sex.
Repetitive movements during lovemaking puts extra weight on the wrists, says a top medic, The Sun reports.
This causes carpal tunnel syndrome and is one of the most common types of wrist problem in the UK.
The syndrome traps nerves, causing pain and numbness and affects as many as one person in 20.
It is among the most prevalent forms of RSI, which causes 5.4million sick days every year.
Increases in the number of sufferers coincided with the launch of new drugs such as Viagra, according to the research.
And the obesity epidemic could have fuelled the rise. Extra weight placed on the wrists may have led to more problems, claims the study

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HEADLINE: Bag With Kermit The Frog Causes School Closure
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/21/ap/strange/main6126640.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.12
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Boulder authorities locked down a Lafayette charter school while they examined a duffel bag left at the campus parking lot that ended up containing a Kermit the Frog doll. Boulder County's bomb squad responded to the Peak to Peak Charter School after an employee there called at about 7:15 a.m. Wednesday to report the unattended bag. Authorities used a robot with movable arms and a camera to investigate the bag and then an officer inspected it to make sure it was safe

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HEADLINE: Sex Good for Men's Hearts, Study Shows
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/22/earlyshow/health/main6129022.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.11
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A new study in the American Journal of Cardiology finds that men who have sex at least twice a week can almost halve their risk of developing serious heart disease.
And sex may have other health benefits, as well, notes Dr. Holly Phillips of WCBS-TV in New York.
On "The Early Show" Friday, Phillips said the research, published in the American Journal of Cardiology, tracked more than 1,000 men for 16 years, 40- to 70-years-old, with no history of heart disease.
It was found that men who had sex twice a week or more were as much as 45 percent less likely to develop serious heart conditions than men having sex less than once a month.

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HEADLINE: Fla. Trooper Overlooks Body in Crash Investigation
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583638,00.html?test=latestnews
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OAKLAND, Fla. — A Florida Highway Patrol trooper apparently missed a dead body lying near the road during a crash investigation.
According to FHP, the unidentified trooper was responding to reports of an abandoned car on Interstate 95 in Oakland Park. He investigated the crash scene but did not see the body and had the car towed.
A wrecker company contacted the car's owner on Tuesday. The woman said she didn't know her car was in an accident and that her boyfriend was missing.
She found his body in a ditch when she stopped by the crash scene that night. The victim was identified as 29-year-old Delvin Lewis.

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HEADLINE: Woman told to stop loud sex or face jail
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail/story-e6frfku0-1225822737864

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A BRITISH woman whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behavior was warned today she would face jail, if she fails to stop the excessively loud lovemaking.
Caroline Cartwright, 48, was given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months, meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be put behind bars.
"I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England.

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HEADLINE: Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on him
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685
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A WOMAN weighing 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him.
Police in Cleveland said Mia Landingham and Mikal Middleston-Bey, who have three children together, got into an argument in August.
During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg. ...

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HEADLINE: Couples' sex survey results just revealed
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/national/sex-survey-results-revealed/story-e6frfkvr-1225822737643
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WHAT do married women in their 30s want? More sex but they don't think they're going to get it.
So, instead they are hoping for more interesting sex and if they can't get that they'll just go out with their friends.
These are the findings to emerge from a survey on the sex lives of married and de facto couples.
About 85 per cent of women in their 30s said they wanted more sex compared to 75 per cent of men in that age group...

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HEADLINE: Police: Georgia Mom Forced Son to Kill Pet Hamster
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583632,00.html?test=latestnews
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WARM SRPINGS, Ga. — A Georgia woman is in jail after police say she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.
The sheriff of rural Meriwether County told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police.
Sheriff Steve Whitlock said 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter of Warm Springs faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.

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HEADLINE: Jealous wife set husband's penis on fire
SOURCE: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/jealous-wife-set-husbands-penis-on-fire/story-e6freuy9-1225822505278
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A woman accused of setting her husband's penis on fire will answer a murder charge in March.
A woman accused of setting her husband's penis on fire will answer a murder charge in March.
Rajini Narayan, 44, appeared briefly in the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Friday charged with murder, arson and endangering life.
The mother of three allegedly set fire to the genitals of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December 2008

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HEADLINE: Goldenballs' testicles grabbed by TV star
SOURCE: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/goldenballs-testicles-grabbed-by-sexy-tv-star/story-e6frev00-1225822373008
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GOLDENBALLS David Beckham had a security scare during a bizarre TV stunt where a presenter wearing yellow rubber gloves tried to grab his genitals.
Blonde Italian TV star Elena Di Cioccio carried out the 'attack' on a stunned Beckham, 34, as part of a popular TV show called Le Iene (The Hyenas) as he gave a TV interview.
Ms Di Cioccio ponced on the former Manchester United star who is now on loan at AC Milan saying she wanted to see 'how he measured up' after it emerged he had been dropped as a Giorgio Armani underwear model by Cristiano Ronaldo.
During his two years with the Italian fashion house, England midfielder Beckham was thought to have benefited from a spot of airbrushing to accentuate his six pack - and his package.

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