Burglar granny had 27 aliases

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HEADLINE: Burglar granny had 27 aliases
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/hardened-80-year-old-criminal-had-rap-sheet-dating-back-to-the-50s/story-e6frev20-1225834912999
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AN 80-year-old woman with a criminal record stretching back to 1955 has been sentenced to three years in state prison for ransacking and stealing cash from a medical office.

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HEADLINE: Stampede to buy 'botox' in a bottle
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/national/stampede-for-youthful-skin-via-new-botox-in-a-bottle/story-e6frfkvr-1225834970381
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A NEW product's just been released that reduces wrinkles in just 90 seconds.
Described as "botox in a bottle", the application mimics the effects of the South-East Asian temple viper's venom, freezing facial muscles to smooth out wrinkles without the use of needles.

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HEADLINE: Wedding for rapists and goat victim
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/wedding-for-rapists-and-goat-victim-in-mozambique/story-e6frfku0-1225834936925
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TWO young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique were facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner was demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said today.

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HEADLINE: School dorm shuts due to 27 lesbians
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/south-african-school-dorm-shuts-over-lesbian-kiss/story-e6frfku0-1225834943088
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A SOUTH African girls' boarding school outside Durban has closed down a dormitory after accusing 27 residents of being lesbians.
Two girls were caught kissing in the dormitory, which houses 300 students, The Mercury newspaper reported today.

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HEADLINE: Baby Girl Dies as Doctors Fight Over Delivery
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587467,00.html
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A newborn girl died after two doctors fought over who was going to deliver her while the mother was in labor, it has emerged.
The young mother begged the doctors to stop fighting and help her, she told a Brazilian television station.

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HEADLINE: Flight Canceled After 2 Flight Attendants Get Into Fistfight
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587474,00.html?test=latestnews
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A flight from Rochester, N.Y., to Atlanta was canceled after two flight attendants got into a fist fight, AJC.com reported.

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HEADLINE: 'World's oldest dog' a pub regular
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/worlds-oldest-dog-a-pub-regular/story-e6frflri-1225834655272
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A BEAGLE cross has become the oldest dog in the world after racking up an incredible 147 dog years, with her owner crediting her longevity to her weekly trip to an English pub. Lulu, who is 21 in human years, is deaf, walks with a limp and is practically blind, which means she often bumps into walls by mistake, The Sun reported.

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HEADLINE: Sharp-dressed man washes up on beach
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/sharp-dressed-amnesiac-washes-up-on-beach/story-e6frfku0-1225834615378
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A SMARTLY dressed man found on an English beach has no idea who he is, police said as they launched an appeal for help to identify him.
The freezing mystery man was rushed to hospital in Brighton, East Sussex, with severe hypothermia when he was discovered unconscious two weeks ago.
But when he came round he appeared to have suffered total memory loss.