Red-faced wedding knockback a hoax

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HEADLINE: Red-faced wedding knockback a hoax
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/red-faced-wedding-knockback-a-hoax/story-e6freuy9-1225830837469
CLIP:

VIDEO of a man left red-faced in front of thousands of sports fans after his girlfriend rejected his Valentine's marriage offer was a HOAX.
The failed "proposal" was aired on a big screen in front of thousands of ice hockey fans at Madison Square Garden, New York and became an instant YouTube hit.
But 'Nick's' offer to 'Melissa' that ended with her storming off was not only a fake - the 'couple' were actually actors hired through an agency and designed to be part of the in-game entertainment

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HEADLINE: Man Finds -- and Kills -- 100-Year-Old Fish
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/02/15/man-finds-kills-year-old-fish/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fscitech+%2528Text+-+SciTech%2529
CLIP:

A 212-pound sturgeon that biologists estimate to be 100 years old just met its match. The fish, a sturgeon that's estimated to have been born with William Taft was president, was killed by a spear fisherman Saturday on Lake Winnebago's north shore.

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HEADLINE: Stranger 'smeared chilli on kids' faces'
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/national/stranger-smeared-chilli-powder-on-kids-faces-at-ashfield-police/story-e6frfkvr-1225830741954
CLIP:

A MAN has been arrested following the assault of two toddlers with chilli powder in Sydney's inner west, police say.

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HEADLINE: Who Ate All The Carrots? Bulging Bunny Ralph
SOURCE LINK: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Giant-Rabbit-Ralph-Hopes-To-Break-World-Record-After-Tipping-The-Scales-At-Over-Three-Stone/Article/201002315549512?lpos=Strange_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_9&lid=ARTICLE_15549512_Giant_Rabbit_Ralph_Hopes_To_Break_World_Record_After_Tipping_The_Scales_At_Over_Three_Stone
CLIP:

Massive rabbit Ralph tips the scales at three stone and is hoping to get his paws on a Guinness World Record. The Continental Giant is only 12 months old but already weighs the same amount as a three year old child and is four foot long.

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HEADLINE: Men Pushed Stolen TV In Wheelbarrow
SOURCE LINK: http://www.newsnet5.com/news/22569767/detail.html
CLIP:

AKRON, Ohio -- Akron police said they received several call about two men who were pushing a flat screen TV in a wheelbarrow on Saturday...

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HEADLINE: Forget Perfume, Ovulation Is the Way to Attract Men
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585949,00.html
CLIP:

Perfumes and scented lotions only go so far when it comes to attracting a man; the body does the rest, MyFox National reported Monday.
According to a study done by researchers at Florida State University, men are unconsciously attracted to the natural scent of a woman, even more so when the woman is ovulating, Discovery News reported.

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HEADLINE: Town wants couple to clear hundreds of boats from property
SOURCE LINK: http://www.poststar.com/news/local/article_0caf53b8-19e8-11df-88d7-001cc4c002e0.html
CLIP:

WHITEHALL - For Keith and Sherry Longtin, the hundreds of broken-down boats on their lawn represent a hobby and side business. But for the town, the collection amounts to little more than an unpermitted junkyard visible to anyone who travels by the home along Route 4.

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HEADLINE: Mortuary technicians play with corpses
SOURCE LINK: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/fun_eral_games_mJmNmzTeYJV8JV0hMdH1GN
CLIP:

Ghouls are at play in the city's morgues.

The people employed to respectfully handle the remains of the deceased have instead turned cadavers and body parts into macabre playthings, The Post has learned.
And they shockingly documented their depraved foolery in photos taken as keepsakes.
Grinning mortuary technicians use corpses as props in dozens of disturbing Polaroids obtained by The Post.
Perhaps most disturbing of all is mortuary technician Kaihl Brassfield holding a severed head in a classic Heisman Trophy football pose.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/fun_eral_games_mJmNmzTeYJV8JV0hMdH1GN#ixzz0fcqfK1C9

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HEADLINE: President scraps farewell from five virgins
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/president-scraps-farewell-from-five-virgins/story-e6frfku0-1225830686111
CLIP:

NEPAL'S head of state dispensed with a centuries-old tradition of having five virgin girls bid him goodbye as he left on a foreign visit.
Heads of state in Nepal were traditionally seen off by five pre-pubescent girls representing the Hindu goddesses Durga, Sarshwati, Laxmi, Radha and Annapurna, who performed religious rituals to bring success

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HEADLINE: Film director booted off flight for being fat
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/film-director-kevin-smith-booted-off-southwest-airlines-flight-for-being-fat/story-e6frfq80-1225830330236
CLIP:

SELF-DESCRIBED "way fat" director Kevin Smith was booted from a Southwest Airlines flight because of his size, according to his own breathless minute-by-minute tweets.
Smith, the millionaire director and writer of Clerks and Zack and Miri Make a Porno was thrown off the US budget airline's Boeing 737 late Saturday night in Oakland, California, because the captain deemed him a "flight risk," Smith tweeted. The incident was first reported by TMZ overnight.

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HEADLINE: Police investigate Scottish kilt dropper
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/world/police-investigate-scottish-kilt-dropper/story-e6frfkz9-1225830278404
CLIP:

BRITISH police are investigating after a Scottish rugby fan exposed himself on live television.
The Scot dropped his kilt while facing the camera on Friday evening's news program BBC Wales Today, ahead of Wales' dramatic Six Nations victory over Scotland in Cardiff on Saturday.

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HEADLINE: Pope gives holy seal of approval to pop classics
SOURCE LINK: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7026960.ece
CLIP:

... Yesterday, however, the Vatican gave its imprimatur not only to Santana and Oasis, but also to the Beatles, Michael Jackson, Paul Simon, U2, Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac in a list of approved pop albums published in L’Osservatore Romano, the Vatican newspaper. ...

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HEADLINE: Britain's sexiest female farmer crowned
SOURCE LINK: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7222429/Britains-sexiest-female-farmer-crowned.html
CLIP:

Blonde Anna Simpson has been voted Britain's sexiest female farmer. Miss Simpson, 25, beat hundreds of rivals to be crowned the most attractive female farmer in the country.

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HEADLINE: Catholics get condoms with their roses
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/free-condoms-with-valentines-flowers-in-the-philippines/story-e6frev20-1225830085509
CLIP:

MEN buying flowers for Valentine's Day were given something else for the weekend in the Philippines, Asia's staunchly Roman Catholic outpost -- free condoms.
The health department set up two tents and booths carrying the slogan "Are You Sexually Active?'' at Manila's Dangwa wholesale flower market on the day before St Valentine's.

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HEADLINE: School teacher replaced by a website
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/national/teachers-replaced-with-a-dyi-website/story-e6frfkwi-1225830289226
CLIP:

FURIOUS parents are demanding the New South Wales Education Department explain why their children have been abandoned without a qualified 2-unit maths teacher for the first month of Year 12.

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HEADLINE: U.K. Pastor: 'Wives, Submit to Your Husbands'
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585771,00.html?test=latestnews
CLIP:

A pair of British church leaders are under fire for preaching in sermons that "modern women's" lack of obedience is to blame for the country's high divorce rate, The Daily Mail reported.

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