Ancient wooden penises sold for $5800

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HEADLINE: Ancient wooden penises sold for $5800
STORY LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/giant-200-year-old-dildos-sold-for-5800/story-e6frfku0-1225845810039
CLIP:

A PAIR of 200-year-old sex toys shaped as gigantic wooden phalluses have been sold at a UK auction for £3,600 ($5800).

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HEADLINE: The horse drawn Hummer takes to the streets in New York
STORY LINK: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7519744/Horse-drawn-Hummer-takes-to-the-streets-in-New-York.html
CLIP:

A New York artist has deconstructed one of America's most petrol-thirsty vehicles to create the horse-drawn Hummer.

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HEADLINE: Women on contraceptive pill live longer
STORY LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/women-who-take-contraceptive-pill-live-longer/story-e6frfku0-1225845796349
CLIP:

A 39-YEAR study of women taking the contraceptive pill found that they had a have a lower risk of dying from any cause compared with women who had never taken it, researchers said

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HEADLINE: Officer nabs alleged thief who asks for directions
STORY LINK: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/03/25/national/a082703D21.DTL
CLIP:

Utah police say a man accused of stealing two phones from a convenience store was arrested when he flagged down the investigating officer and asked for directions.

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HEADLINE: Hard-up octomom advocates neutering
STORY LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/nadya-suileman-in-deal-with-peta-advocating-neutering-of-cats-and-dogs-to-help-pay-mortgage/story-e6frev20-1225845328066
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CASH-strapped "Octomom" Nadya Suleman has agreed to advocate neutering in exchange for a payment that will help paying the mortgage on his house, which is facing repossession, E! Online reported.

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HEADLINE: U.K. Teen Dies in Blast After Cigarette Sparks Hair Bleach
STORY LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/25/uk-teen-dies-blast-cigarette-sparks-hair-bleach/
CLIP:

A British hairdresser died after her cigarette ignited a leaking bottle of hydrogen peroxide bleach which then blew up in her car as she drove along a quiet country lane, the Bournemouth Echo reported Thursday.

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HEADLINE: 3-year old caught on tape smoking pot
STORY LINK: http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/middletown-3-year-old-smoking-pot
CLIP:

Police in Middletown have charged the parents of a toddler after they found a video of the baby smoking marijuana. ...

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HEADLINE: Would-be Teen Robber Asks Clerk Not To Tell Mom
STORY LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/25/ap/strange/main6330989.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
CLIP:

Police said a teenager who botched a robbery at a Salt Lake City convenience store asked the clerk not to tell his mom. Salt Lake City police said ...

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HEADLINE: Nag And Chips? Scots Scoff Horse Meat
STORY LINK: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Horse-Meat-On-The-Menu-In-Edinburgh-Dish-Proving-Popular-At-French-Restaurant/Article/201003415582277?lpos=UK_News_First_Home_Page_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15582277_Horse_Meat_On_The_Menu_In_Edinburgh%3A_Dish_Proving_Popular_At_French_Restaurant
CLIP:

A French restaurant in Edinburgh is the first in the country to offer diners "saucisson de cheval", or horse meat - and it is selling faster than a thoroughbred.

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HEADLINE: Disappearing island sinks ownership dispute
STORY LINK: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7075322.ece
CLIP:

For almost three decades, India and Bangladesh have squabbled over ownership of a tiny, uninhabited island in the Bay of Bengal. ... but the island has disappeared beneath the waves ...

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HEADLINE: Man Jailed in Tijuana for Suspicious Soup
STORY LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/25/national/main6331766.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
CLIP:

A Nigerian-born U.S. citizen says he spent two days in a Tijuana jail after Mexican authorities mistook the soup ingredients he was bringing to a relative in Mexico for illegal drugs

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HEADLINE: Facebook 'linked to rise in syphilis'
STORY LINK: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/7508945/Facebook-linked-to-rise-in-syphilis.html
CLIP:

The virus has increased fourfold in Sunderland, Durham and Teesside, the areas of Britain where Facebook is most popular, because it has given people a new way to meet multiple partners for casual sexual encounters.

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HEADLINE: California Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Teaching While Drunk
STORY LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/24/california-teacher-arrested-allegedly-teaching-drunk/
CLIP:

A Southern California school teacher has been arrested for allegedly teaching while drunk. Toro Canyon Middle School teacher Tonya Neff was taken to the Indio jail.

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HEADLINE: Illinois Woman Calls 911 From Police Station
STORY LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/24/illinois-woman-calls-police-station/
CLIP:

An Illinois woman calls 911 from a police station after being arrested, ... . Carly Houston, 29, ... told the dispatchers she was "trapped inside the detention facility," according to the paper.

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HEADLINE: Monkey on the Run Gets Facebook Fan Club
STORY LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/24/national/main6328293.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
CLIP:

In the hours after a monkey on the lam fell into a woman's pool and then swiped some fruit from her backyard tree, fans of the wily primate cheered it for avoiding capture.

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HEADLINE: 'Eco-Sex:' How Green Is Your Love Life?
STORY LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,589866,00.html
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...Think about those lovely Valentine's Day roses and the environmental costs of growing them and the carbon miles involved in flying them in from faraway lands. And what about used condoms, tossed into the toilet and making their way into sewers that perhaps pollute the ocean? ...

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HEADLINE: Airport Body Scan Worker 'Ogled Colleague'
STORY LINK: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Heathrow-Body-Scan-Operator-Ogled-Female-Colleague-Heathrow-Investigates-Jo-Margetsons-Claims/Article/201003415581027?lpos=UK_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_9&lid=ARTICLE_15581027_Heathrow_Body_Scan_Operator_Ogled_Female_Colleague%3A_Heathrow_Investigates_Jo_Margetsons_Claims
CLIP:

Heathrow is investigating claims of inappropriate behaviour after an airport worker allegedly ogled a female colleague who walked through a body scanner

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HEADLINE: Would-Be Bank Robbers Call Ahead
STORY LINK: http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/fairfield-bank-robbers-call-ahead
CLIP:

Two people have been arrested after they called a Fairfield bank demanding money, police said. ... The caller stated that he was sending someone in and that the teller should hand over $100,000.

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