Police warned to 'keep their sticky fingers out' of Queen Elizabeth's nuts

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Police warned to 'keep their sticky fingers out' of Queen Elizabeth's nuts
British police guarding Queen Elizabeth were told to “keep their sticky fingers out” of nuts laid out for guests around Buckingham Palace.
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Woman Stabbed Man For Not Making Her Breakfast
A Texas woman is accused of stabbing a man in the arm with a screwdriver for not "fixing" her breakfast.
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Burglar forced to beg his victim to call police for help after he got stuck upside down while climbing through bathroom window
Daniel Severn, 27, was stuck for 90 minutes with head resting on the toilet
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Man bitten on penis by hungry snake lurking in toilet
A routine trip to the toilet took an unexpected – and extremely painful – twist for one man when he was bitten on the penis by a hungry snake.
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40-year-old fetus found in abdomen of Colombian woman
An elderly woman harboured a foetus in her abdomen for 40 years.
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Nantucket’s only funeral home closes, prompting island scramble
When the family that ran the only funeral home on Nantucket decided to close their doors after 135 years last week, islanders had a deathly dilemma: There would be no one to collect, handle and bury the 70 or so people who die there every year.
Nantucket’s only funeral home closes, prompting island scramble

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80,000 bats driven out of Australian town with gunfire
Hundreds of people lined the streets of Charters Towers in north Queensland yesterday to see 80,000 bats driven from the town.
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Boy, 6, suspended for kiss gets allegations on record changed from 'sexual harassment' to 'misconduct'
The principal at the Colorado school where a 6-year-old was suspended Monday for planting a kiss on a classmate's cheek said the allegations on the student's record will be changed from "sexual harassment" to "misconduct."
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Woman Claws Her Way Out of Locked Bathroom as in ‘Shawshank Redemption

It started last Friday night at around 10 p.m. Karen Perrin was alone at her downtown Washington, D.C., office, working late to finish up some last-minute travel plans for her boss. READ HERE

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Couple Call 911 When They Don't Get Hash Browns At McDonald's
When Michael and Nova Smith didn't get the hash browns they ordered at McDonald's, they did more than chew out the employees, they allegedly called 911.
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Backseat driving son bit off dad’s eyebrow
A Burien man accused of biting off his father’s eyebrow after turning unruly on a drive home from a family wedding has been charged with assault.
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Pit Bull Thwarts Mail Delivery for Over a Year
Residents of Cornell Street in Concord, N.H., have not had their mail delivered for more than a year due to an unruly pit bull named Levi.
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This Taxidermied Mice Chess Set Is The COOLEST. THING. EVER. (PHOTOS)
These black and white, custom taxidermy pieces, made by Etsy user TheCurious13, make up what might be the most creative chess set ever.
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Man Sets Gun On Toilet Paper Dispenser While Using Bathroom, Gun Goes Off
A Kentucky man who was using a public restroom decided to set his loaded pistol on a toilet paper dispenser when the weapon slipped off and shot him in the leg.
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