Woman says she’s a cat not a human

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Woman says she’s a cat, not a human
Nano, from Oslo, Norway, looks like a human, walks like a human, and sounds like a human, she’s not a human, she says. She’s a cat.
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Man dies in crash while driving and masturbating to porn on his phone
The 58-year-old was pleasuring himself on Detroit’s Interstate 75 in the small hours on Sunday and failed to notice his car roll out of control.
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Parents defy school by turning up in pyjamas
Parents who received a letter from their children’s school asking them not to turn up in pyjamas have turned up in them anyway.
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Santa Claus arrested for driving the wrong way
A man legally named Santa Claus was arrested after police in Idaho said they saw him driving on the wrong side of the street.
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Blow-up doll sparks UK rescue alert
Lifeboats searched for more than 90 minutes following an emergency call reporting a person struggling in the water — only to find it was an inflatable doll.
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Someone stole $50,000 of bull semen from a truck in Turlock
Someone just gained the capacity to artificially inseminate a lot of cows.
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Parents told to stop wearing pyjamas when dropping kids off
A primary school headteacher has written to parents requesting they take time to get dressed in the morning and stop dropping their children off in their pyjamas.
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Boss sacks barmaid, 18, by text when she called in sick after suffering a miscarriage
A teenage barmaid says her boss sacked her after she suffered a miscarriage in a text telling her she wouldn't be in the 'right frame of mind' to keep working at the pub.
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Hapless hospital gives wrong family news of death
A hospital in western Germany made a mortifying mistake last week, telling the wrong family about the death of their loved one.
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Danish teen fought off her attacker - now she'll face fine
A 17-year-old girl who was physically and sexually attacked in Sønderborg will herself face charges for using pepper spray to fend off her assailant.
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