A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"Cabbie: "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."
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