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Sunday, April 26, 2009

No questions asked unless you bring in a live grenade

Headline: N.Y. Man Brings Live Grenade to Gun Buyback Event
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 26.4.9
Caption: No questions asked unless you bring in a live grenade
New York City police were holding a suspect Saturday who they say tried to turn in a live hand grenade to police at a gun-buyback program in the Bronx.

Authorities say the NYPD's bomb squad responded to a church where guns were being collected at around 4:30 p.m. and left 15 minutes later with the grenade, carrying it out in a special carrier. The program offers $200 for guns, no questions asked.

Headline: Brightly coloured mummies unearthed
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 26.4.9
Caption: Pretty Mummies
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have unearthed a cache of pharaonic-era mummies in brightly painted wooden coffins near Egypt's little-known Lahun pyramid, the site head said today.
The mummies were the first to be found in the sand-covered desert rock surrounding the mud-brick Lahun pyramid, believed to be built by the 12th dynasty pharaoh Senusret II, who ruled 4,000 years ago.

The team expects to announce more finds soon.

The site was first excavated more than a century ago.

"The tombs were cut on the rock itself, and they vary in architectural designs," said archaeologist Abdul Rahman Al-Ayedi, head of excavations at the site.

"Most of the mummies we discovered were with these bright and beautiful colours."

Headline: Spy Loses Top Secret Information Kept in Purse
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 26.4.9
Caption: I Spy
A British agent left top secret information about covert operations on a bus in South America when she lost her handbag while on assignment.

The drugs liaison officer lost a computer memory stick said to contain a list of undercover agents’ names and details with more than five years of intelligence work.

It happened when the MI6-trained agent left her handbag on a transit coach at El Dorado airport in Bogota, Colombia. Intelligence chiefs were forced to wind up operations and relocate dozens of agents and informants amid fears the device could fall into the hands of drugs barons.

Headline: Sacked workers cut off own fingers
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 25.4.9
Caption: Cutting off fingers is a strange protest
SACKED workers at a Serbian textile factory who are on hunger strike to win arrears of pay have begun cutting off their fingers to support their demands, a newspaper reports.
The daily Blic said on Saturday said the sacked workers' leader Zoran Bulatovic amputated one of his little fingers, and his colleagues had threatened to follow suit in turn every day until their demands were met.

The protesters began their hunger strike four days ago after being made redundant by the Raska textile plant at Novi Pazar in southwest Serbia...

Headline: Modern-day dating stressing women out
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 25.4.9
Caption: I don't mind the sex just hate how you text
IN the film He's Just Not That Into You, Drew Barrymore's character complains about being rejected by seven different technologies.

"I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and he emailed me to my Blackberry, and so I texted him to his mobile phone," she says.

"And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting."

It's not only a sign of the times but a contributing factor to what relationship experts are calling a thoroughly modern epidemic: Modern Female Dating Anxiety (MFDA).

Ryan Cassady, a life coach, and his wife Jessica, a clinical psychologist and sex therapist, coined the phrase in their new book, Stop Wondering if You'll Ever Meet Him.

The couple says the condition, with symptoms like sweaty palms, shallow breathing and obsessive behaviour, has developed over the last decade as by-product of technological communication and casual dating practises.

Headline: Sleep-deprived pilot almost crashed jet
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 25.4.9
Caption: Timed Out Pilot
THE pilot of the Emirates flight that nearly crashed at Melbourne Airport with 225 passengers on board had almost no sleep the previous day and was following the airline's orders to take off at reduced power to save money on fuel.

Several sources told the Sunday Herald Sun that Emirates - like many modern airlines - ordered its pilots to take off at reduced thrust when possible to cut fuel costs, emissions and wear on the aircraft.

The thrust or power settings are determined by factors such as aircraft weight, weather conditions, the surrounding terrain and runway length.

But an Emirates source said the March 20 flight - EK407 to Dubai - was set at the "absolute minimum" thrust, leaving little room for error.

"There was no margin for error," the source said.

"This is all about the money."

Emirates yesterday issued a statement saying safety was a top priority for the airline. ..

Headline: Sacked for Facebook surfing while sick
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 25.4.9
Caption: She Was Defaced Over Facebook
AN insurance worker lost her job after surfing popular social network site Facebook while off sick, her employer said.

The Swiss woman said she could not work in front of a computer as she needed to lie in the dark, but was then seen to be active on Facebook.

Her employer, insurer Nationale Suisse, said in a statement the action had destroyed its trust in the employee.

"This abuse of trust, rather than the activity on Facebook, led to the ending of the work contract," it said.

The unnamed woman told the 20 Minuten daily she had been surfing Facebook in bed on her iPhone and accused her employer of spying on her and other employees by sending a mysterious friend request which allows access to personal online activity...

Headline: Top Jock School Full of Nerds, but Sports Cuts Loom
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 24.4.9
Caption: Nerd School
Name the college that sponsored 41 varsity sports this year, tying with Harvard for most in the country.

The answer is about the last school you'd think of: math and science powerhouse MIT, the university with perhaps the brainiest—and nerdiest—reputation in America.

The Engineers—yes, that's their nickname—shared the honor with their bigger, wealthier neighbor in Cambridge, Mass., and have long competed in everything from football to fencing, softball to squash.

That's going to change, though.

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced Thursday it is eliminating eight teams because of the sputtering economy. Gone are men's and women's hockey, men's and women's gymnastics, skiing, golf, pistol shooting and wrestling.

MIT joins the list of colleges dropping sports to counteract budget deficits. Northern Iowa is nixing baseball. So is Vermont, which is also canceling softball. Women's volleyball and men's soccer are done at Maine; men's track and women's swimming will be out at Pepperdine.

Headline: B.C. couple caught having sex in dumpster
Origin of Clip: Canada.com 24.4.9
Caption: Dumspter Sex Club Not The Mile High Club
VICTORIA — Don’t bother knocking if the dumpster is rocking.

That’s what Saanich police found out early Friday, while following up on a call of “suspicious persons.”

A Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster.

The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence.

The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release...

Headline: Man, 84, Fights Off Carjackers With Groin Kick
Origin of Clip: CBSnews.com 24.4.9
Caption: Take That
An 84-year-old man has a black eye, but he still has his car, after fighting off two would-be carjackers. Ted Mazetier said he stopped Wednesday night to help two men with a disabled car when one punched him in the face and demanded his keys. Mazetier said he kicked the man in the groin and the other in the belly. The two men fled as a passer-by stopped to help.

Police later arrested two suspects for investigation of assault.

Mazetier said he'll think twice before stopping again to help someone on the street. He'll be 85 in June.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

There's nothing like outdoor gardening.

Headline: Colo. Woman Finds World War II Grenade in Yard
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 19.4.9
Caption: There's nothing like outdoor gardening.
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A woman digging a sprinkler system discovered a grenade that police say may date back to World War II.

Grand Junction Police Bomb Squad Sgt. Stan Ancell said the grenade discovered Saturday was harmless because a detonating mechanism had been disabled.

Joann Martinez said her shovel pulled up the grenade and she briefly picked it up, then set it back down and covered it with a wheelbarrow before calling police.


Headline: Homeowner locks thief in shed
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 19.4.9
Caption: Thief caught in trap like a rat
A QUICK-THINKING homeowner caught a would-be thief by locking him in the garden shed.
The homeowner, from Alberton in Adelaide's western suburbs, went to investigate noises in his backyard just before midnight (CST) when he discovered a man inside his shed.

"The quick-thinking resident shut the shed door, locking the man inside and then called for help," a police spokeswoman said on Sunday.

"Neighbours responded and together they were able to detain the would-be thief until police arrived."

Police arrested and charged a 45-year-old male from Bedford Park with breaking into the shed and theft.



Headline: Children told 'cannabis is safer than alcohol'
Origin of Clip: Telegraph.co.uk 18.4.9
Caption: UK GOVERNMENT HELPLINE TELLS KIDS CANABIS, ECSTASY SAFE TO USE
Children calling the Government's drugs helpline are being told that cannabis is safer than alcohol and that ecstasy will not damage their health, an investigation by The Sunday Telegraph has found.

Advisers manning the “Frank” helpline are informing callers they believed to be children as young as 13 that alcohol is a “much more powerful drug than cannabis” and that using the illegal drug recreationally is not harmful because it “doesn’t get you that high”.

Callers are also being told that taking ecstasy will not lead to long-term damage and that if they are in doubt, to “just take half a pill and if you are handling that OK, you can take the other half.”

They are even being told that they would be able to smoke a cannabis joint, on top of ecstasy, with no ill-effects.

Headline: Couple Married 67 Years Die Hours Apart
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 18.4.9
Caption: Sad, but somewhat comforting
TROY, Kan. — Residents of a northeast Kansas town are mourning the deaths just hours apart of an elderly couple who were married 67 years. Arnita Yingling died in her sleep early Saturday at the family's home in Troy. She was 93. Six hours later her 95-year-old husband, Lyle, died at a nursing home in the nearby town of Wathena.

Headline: Miss. Woman Gets Shot In Head, But Makes Tea
Origin of Clip: CBSnews.com 17.4.9
Caption: Always Time For a Cuppa
A Mississippi woman not only survived being shot in the head but made herself some tea afterward. Officials said the 47-year-old woman was still hospitalized on Friday after being wounded by her husband. He fatally shot himself. But the woman was expected to recover fully.

The sheriff of Jackson County, Miss., Mike Byrd, said the woman's husband shot her early Tuesday in a home. A witness called sheriff's deputies, who arrived to find the woman talking and coherent.

The sheriff said she made herself some tea and offered a deputy something to drink before being rushed to the hospital..

Headline: School: Ohio Teacher Took Students To Strip Club
Origin of Clip: CBSnews.com 17.4.9
Caption: Class Trip to Strip Club
A school spokesman said a southwest Ohio teacher has resigned after acknowledging she accompanied four female students to a male strip club. Butler Tech school district spokesman Bill Solazzo said the 47-year-old teacher resigned Thursday.

He said the teacher told Edgewood High School administrators that the students, all cheerleaders, asked her to take them to the bar in February.

The teacher told school officials in an e-mail that she got permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to the club.

Friday, March 20, 2009

A Bang of a Laugh

Headline: Monty Python prop causes bomb scare
Origin of Clip: telegraph.co.uk 20.3.9
Caption: A Bang of a Laugh
Bomb disposal teams were called in and buildings evacuated after workmen mistook a Monty Python film prop for a hand grenade.
Water company engineers spotted the object when they lifted up a fire hydrant cover during work on a street in Shoreditch, east London. ....But after nearly an hour of analysis bomb experts realised that the cause of the scare was in fact a copy of the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" used by Eric Idle to slaughter a killer rabbit in the 1975 film Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

Headline: MP offered sex toy to go 'screw herself'
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 19.3.9
Caption: Go Beep Yourself
POLICE were called to check harassment claims against a Sydney councillor who put a motion to buy a sex toy for NSW Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge so she could go "screw herself".

Independent Strathfield councillor Danny Lim lodged the motion last month, recommending that the council purchase a vibrator for Ms Judge to encourage her "to stop screwing with the people of Strathfield and screw her- self instead".

Council refused to table the motion but The Daily Telegraph can reveal Ms Judge has lodged a complaint with the council calling for action against Mr Lim..

Headline: Baby born on plane, left behind by mum
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 19.3.9
Caption:
A WOMAN gave birth on a flight to New Zealand today then allegedly left the baby on board.

A cleaner reportedly found the baby in a rubbish compartment in one of the plane's toilets more than an hour after it had landed at Auckland airport.

The mother is understood to be a 30-year-old Samoan woman who was on Pacific Blue flight DJ94 from Apia to Auckland, which landed at 3.20am.

It is not known whether any of the 150 passengers or crew members onboard noticed the mother go into labour.

The mother allegedly abandoned the baby on landing, but returned later.

Headline: 67-year-old's job hunt tip: Get up, get out
Origin of Clip: CNN.com 19.3.9
Caption: A MUST READ STORY - CLICK LINK FOR FULL STORY

Jean Lindsay, a spunky 67-year-old with two masters' degrees, panicked after she failed to land a job in the garden center of a Lowe's home-improvement store.

She started to wonder whether a woman of her age ever would be able to find work. She worried about her debt, and weeks of unemployment were turning into months.

After the job interview, she stayed up most of the night in the fits of an anxiety attack -- vomiting and huddling under the bedcovers with her two dogs.

"God, I felt like I was falling off the ends of the earth," she said.

A few days later, though, she tossed on a red sweater, plopped down in front of her computer, flipped on her Web camera -- and, suddenly, while streaming her story onto the Internet, things seemed OK.

Headline: Teen fined after pants fall down
Origin of Clip: mews.com 19.3.9
Caption: Keep Your Pants On

A TEENAGER has faced court after his baggy trousers fell so low that he exposed himself - just as a female police officer was walking past.

Trent Joseph Wroe has learned the hard way that he should wear underwear after a night out in Mooloolaba on February 28, The Sunshine Coast Daily reports.

The 19-year-old faced Maroochydore Magistrates Court on a charge of public nuisance, after his pants fell down and exposed his bare bottom as he walked along the Esplanade just after midnight.

The case even managed to get a chuckle out of magistrate Tom Killeen, who advised Mr Wroe to wear a belt in future.

“I wore a belt today,” Mr Wroe said in court as he indicated to his shorts.

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