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Monday, December 01, 2008

Chocolate Jesus Brings Wrath

Headline: Sweet Jesus that's distasteful
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 1.12.8
Caption: Much like when the real Jesus was put to death because leaders hated him.
GERMANY'S churches have criticised a businessman for selling thousands of Jesus chocolates.
Frank Oynhausen set up his “Sweet Lord” chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany.

“I started thinking about how I could reintroduce traditional religious values into this commercial world,” Mr Oynhausen said .

Together with a friend, a local chocolatier, Mr Oynhausen, 54, developed the concept of “Sweet Lord.” Mr Oynhausen said thousands of people have put in orders for the figures wrapped in gold foil.



Headline: 300 Irate Taxi Drivers on Strike Smash Cars in China
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 30.11.8
Caption: Smash Crash
About 300 taxi drivers went on strike in a southern Chinese city, smashing cars and demanding a crackdown on unlicensed taxis in the latest protest against illegal taxi competition in China.

Hundreds of cab drivers gathered Saturday in front of government buildings in Chaozhou, a city in Guangdong province, said an official Sunday from the Chaozhou city government who would only give his surname, Chen.

Headline: Couple Waits Until Marriage for First Kiss
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 30.11.8
Caption: An incredible feat.
Won't kiss on the first date? How about waiting until marriage?

Chicagoans Melody LaLuz, 28, and Claudaniel Fabien, 30, shared their first kiss Saturday at the altar. The two teach abstinence at the city's public schools and practiced what they preached to their teenage students.

The Chicago Tribune reports that the couple had never kissed and that they had never been alone together in a house.

A friend of LaLuz says wedding guests cheered and stomped during the two-minute smooch.

Headline: 14 snakes found in woman's bedroom
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 30.11.8
Caption: WOW
A WOMAN has lived her worst nightmare finding 14 snakes slithering about her bedroom as she was about to go to sleep.

Headline:N.Y. Giants Player Accidentally Shoots Self
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 30.11.8
Caption: Self-inflicted pain in the leg
Former Michigan State and current New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg on Friday night, FOXSports.com reported.
The wound was not life-threatening. It was not clear where the shooting took place. Burress spent the night in the hospital, FOXSports.com reported.

Headline: Self-igniting teatowels in $1m fire
Clip from: news.com
Date of clip: 29.11.8
Caption: Self-drying towels
SPONTANEOUSLY combusting teatowels have caused a $1 million factory fire in Adelaide's western suburbs.
AdelaideNow reports the Metropolitan Fire Service was called to the fire at the International Linen Service in Stephens Ave at Torrensville about 12.30am.
MFS spokesman Greg Staple said 40 fire fighters took about 30 minutes to bring the fire under control.

Headline: Full-size Cardboard Figure Causes NJ Bank Standoff
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 29.11.8
Caption: Would the police not have notice that the figure had not moved in the time it took to seal off the area?
A standoff at a New Jersey bank is over after police learned a "person" seen inside was actually a full-size cardboard figure.

Officers went to the PNC Bank in Montgomery Township on Thursday night after an alarm went off. They saw what they thought was at least one person through the windows of the bank, which had its blinds drawn.

The area was sealed off and three nearby apartment buildings were evacuated as a precaution. Meanwhile, authorities used bullhorns and made telephone calls in a bid to make contact with whoever might be in the bank.

After repeatedly failing to get a response, a SWAT team entered the building and discovered the cardboard figure.

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