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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Does the car have an invisible driver?

Headline: Artist creates invisible car
Caption: Does the car have an invisible driver?
Clip: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ 3.5.9
The 22-year-old student at the University of Central Lancashire spray painted a battered Skoda Fabia to match the car park and entrance to her art studio.

Headline: Sex Instruction Book Aimed At Toddlers
Clip: news.com.au 3.5.9
Caption: Sex instruction book aimed at toddlers
Sex instruction book aimed at toddlers
Teaches about lesbian sex and sperm donors ...

A BOOK which teaches children about lesbian mums getting pregnant using sperm donors is being pitched at kids as young as two.

The controversial publication, Where Did I Really Come From?, also features a drawing of two gay men holding a baby in a chapter about surrogacy.

The publisher's marketing spruiks the book, which includes in-depth descriptions of sexual intercourse, as suitable to be read to two-year-olds. ...

Headline: Rescuers Find Blind Hiker Who Vanished in Va.
Clip: FOXNews.com 3.5.9
Caption: REALLY? UNBELIEVABLE!
RICHMOND, Va. — A legally blind hiking magazine editor who went missing along the Appalachian Trail in Virginia was found Saturday in good condition, authorities said.

Headline: Australian anti-flu drugs are out of date
Clip: news.com.au 3.5.9
Caption: Well, that's just great!
THE Federal Government has admitted it is about to replace 1.9 million doses of anti-flu vaccines because the drugs will soon be out of date.

Headline: Bathroom Emergency: Commodes Save Crash Pilot
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: No wonder some called them 'comfort stations"

PUYALLUP, Wash. — The pilot of a small airplane was able to walk away after its crash landing was cushioned by a bunch of portable toilets near Tacoma, Wash.

Headline: Officer Fired After Shocking Kids With Stun Gun
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: Stunned
CARRABELLE, Fla. — A Florida corrections officer was fired after zapping children with 50,000 volts of electricity during a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" tour.

Headline: Cowboy Cited For 'riding Under The Influence'
Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse

Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'

Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead
A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.

Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.

"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.

His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..

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