Caption: LONG TUBE OF THE LAW
Clip: http://www.cbsnews.com/ 4.5.9
Police in Northwood, N.H., said they used an innertube to pull a 25-year-old burglary suspect of out of lake. WMUR reported investigators believe the man and a friend broke into a home Saturday night. A driver passing by called police after hearing glass break. Police believe one of the suspects smashed a glass door, stuck his hand inside the window and turned the doorknob from the inside to get into the house.
Headline: She 'Snapped Like a Dog'
Caption: Bite worse than bark...
Clip: http://www.foxnews.com/index.html4.5.9
BANGOR, Maine — A British woman allegedly had an in-flight meal of prescription drugs, wine and liquid soap — before trying to bite the crew of a London-bound jetliner.
Galina Rusanova punched and kicked flight attendants on the Chicago-based United Airlines flight after downing two or three bottles of wine, prescription drugs and liquid soap from the jet's lavatory, prosecutors said. ...
Headline: Woman Claims She Crashed To Prevent Drunk Driving
Caption: If you can't take away the keys...
Clip: http://www.cbsnews.com/ 4.5.9
A Palm Beach County woman told police she crashed her car into her boyfriend's truck to prevent him from driving drunk. The sheriff's office reports that a 33-year-old woman was charged Thursday for the April 13 crash.
Headline: Court lets girl remove breasts
Caption: girl goes for boy
Clip: http://www.news.com.au/ 4.5.9
THE Family Court has permitted a teenage girl to have her breasts removed so that she can better resemble a boy.
The 17-year-old, codenamed Alex, has been on hormone treatment ordered by the Family Court to prevent menstruation and breast development since she was 13, The Age newspaper said.
Headline: Artist creates invisible car
Caption: Does the car have an invisible driver?
Clip: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ 3.5.9
The 22-year-old student at the University of Central Lancashire spray painted a battered Skoda Fabia to match the car park and entrance to her art studio.
Headline: Sex Instruction Book Aimed At Toddlers
Clip: news.com.au 3.5.9
Caption: Sex instruction book aimed at toddlers
Sex instruction book aimed at toddlers
Teaches about lesbian sex and sperm donors ...
A BOOK which teaches children about lesbian mums getting pregnant using sperm donors is being pitched at kids as young as two.
The controversial publication, Where Did I Really Come From?, also features a drawing of two gay men holding a baby in a chapter about surrogacy.
The publisher's marketing spruiks the book, which includes in-depth descriptions of sexual intercourse, as suitable to be read to two-year-olds. ...
Headline: Rescuers Find Blind Hiker Who Vanished in Va.
Clip: FOXNews.com 3.5.9
Caption: REALLY? UNBELIEVABLE!
RICHMOND, Va. — A legally blind hiking magazine editor who went missing along the Appalachian Trail in Virginia was found Saturday in good condition, authorities said.
Headline: Australian anti-flu drugs are out of date
Clip: news.com.au 3.5.9
Caption: Well, that's just great!
THE Federal Government has admitted it is about to replace 1.9 million doses of anti-flu vaccines because the drugs will soon be out of date.
Headline: Bathroom Emergency: Commodes Save Crash Pilot
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: No wonder some called them 'comfort stations"
PUYALLUP, Wash. — The pilot of a small airplane was able to walk away after its crash landing was cushioned by a bunch of portable toilets near Tacoma, Wash.
Headline: Officer Fired After Shocking Kids With Stun Gun
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: Stunned
CARRABELLE, Fla. — A Florida corrections officer was fired after zapping children with 50,000 volts of electricity during a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" tour.
Headline: Cowboy Cited For 'riding Under The Influence'
Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse
Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'
Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead
A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.
Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.
"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.
His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..
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