Cops: Fla. Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Raw Meat

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HEADLINE: Cops: Fla. Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Raw Meat
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579798,00.html?test=latestnews
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DUNNELLON, Fla. — A 53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.

According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies that Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."

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HEADLINE: Explosive Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw
SOURCE LINK: Explosive Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw
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A chemistry student in the Ukraine was found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, according to reports.
The 25-year-old's disfigured remains were discovered at his parent's home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said.
The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened.
"A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the ukranews.com Web site said, citing an aide to the city's police chief.
"When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off."
A forensic examination established that the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material.
The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.
Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued.
Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.

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HEADLINE: Queen goes Gaga over shock princess
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/lady-gaga-meets-the-queen/story-e6frfn09-1225808440284
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LADY Gaga reduced the Queen to giggles when she turned up to meet her in a huge red PVC outfit complete with Elizabethan style frills.

Queen Elizabeth II laughed as she spoke to the notorious pop princess and checked out her wacky attire whilst meeting performers at the annual Royal Variety Performance in England's Blackpool.

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HEADLINE: Insurance won't cover cow-licking damage
SOURCE LINK:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/12/07/national/a081404S05.DTL
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A Tennessee man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow." Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office on Thursday, complaining that a neighbor's cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.

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