Couple turns to porn to pay for wedding

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HEADLINE: Couple turns to porn to pay for wedding
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/world/british-couple-turns-to-porn-movies-to-pay-for-wedding/story-e6frfkyi-1225806360989
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A BRITISH couple struggling to afford their dream wedding have appeared in porn films in order to finance the venture.

Lisa Brand, 34, and Tommy Barnes, 36, from Macclesfield, Cheshire, have already earned more than $2000 from three X-rated movies.

They plan to make four more to raise cash for a beach ceremony in Cancun, Mexico, next June.

The pair, who have four children, have played a photographer and lingerie model who strip for sex, and also appeared in a threesome and spanking scene.

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HEADLINE: Woman Named Jesus Christ Dumped From Jury Pool
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,578648,00.html?test=latestnews
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday.
Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.
Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.
Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when the woman insisted her name was Jesus Christ and some potential jurors laughed out loud when her name was called.
But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."

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HEADLINE: Sexsomniac's orgasms while sleeping
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/sleep-turns-woman-into-a-sex-addict/story-e6frflri-1225806053792
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A WOMAN suffers from a mysterious disorder which turns her into a sex addict - when she is asleep.
Belle Floor is a Sexsomniac - meaning she engages in sexual acts while she is sleeping - and cannot remember anything the next day.
Her condition means she is too afraid to let boyfriends stay over in case she embarrasses herself at night.
Ms Floor, 32, from Almelo, Holland, set up her own support website six years ago after doctors failed to work out what was wrong with the pretty blonde.
The condition, which causes her to touch herself intimately, is so rare that at first she struggled to convince anyone she had no control over it.
Her ex-boyfriend Justin, 47, a construction worker, could not accept it was happening without her knowledge and eventually it caused them to separate.
Ms Floor said: "He never really believed I had no control over it and took it as a slur on his sexual prowess.
"I've been on a few dates since but I haven't had men stay over with me, because I don't want to get serious with them."...