Amorous couple close airport for six hours

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HEADLINE: Amorous couple close airport for six hours
SOURCE: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6980555.ece
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After waving goodbye to his beloved at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey he wanted just one more clinch.
So he slipped past security, planted a kiss ... and caused a security alert that closed the terminal for six hours.
Video footage released in the US shows a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer leave his post for just over a minute, giving the unidentified man time to walk unchallenged into a secure area on Sunday

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HEADLINE: Raunchy Aussie hotel secrets revealed
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/raunchy-hotel-secrets-revealed/story-e6frfq80-1225817263315
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AUSSIE hotel guests have become raunchier than ever before, one of the nation's most popular hotel chains has revealed. Novotel asked its housekeepers and other staff members to spill their juiciest secrets to better understand the changing behaviour of guests over the past decade - and were stunned at the results. The survey noted a significant increase in the number of couples "caught out" getting intimate in various locations of the hotels.Couples have been caught in pools, spas, saunas, hallways, stairwells, bars and even in storeroom cupboards – and increasingly in front of very obvious security cameras, a Novotel spokesperson said.

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HEADLINE: Diff'rent Strokes star in penis outrage
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/naked-gary-coleman-doing-best-with-what-hes-got/story-e6frfku0-1225817302027
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Naked Gary Coleman 'doing best with what he's got'
US actor Gary Coleman said he was doing "the best I can with what I've got" after he was released from hospital for suffering a slight seizure.

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He also vented frustration over his latest film - Midgets vs. Mascots - claiming he's upset producers didn't remove a scene featuring a full frontal shot of his penis.

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HEADLINE: Fla. Man Rams Car Into Restaurant, Orders Breakfast
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582513,00.html?test=latestnews
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An elderly Florida man apparently wouldn't let anything come between him and his breakfast — not even the wall of building where he planned to eat it.
Charles Pierce, 92, plowed his sedan into the side of Biscuit's "N" Gravy and More restaurant in Port Orange, Fla., local news station WESH reported. Investigators suspect he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Rather than panic, Pierce got out of his car and placed his order, then asked if anyone was hurt before digging in, the station reported.

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HEADLINE: Why We Loved Sex in '09
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582471,00.html?test=faces
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Say goodbye to Oh-Nine, the year of naughty behavior and sex-related foibles. These are some of the most titillating moments of the past year.
1. Finally, men topless in blockbuster movies. Almost two decades since that career-changing moment for Brad Pitt, when he took off his shirt in "Thelma and Louise," comes "New Moon," the movie with no female nudity, no lewdness, no cursing, no drugs or violence. What it does have are teen vampires and werewolves with pecs and abs of steel.
2. The first Air Sex Championships were held in Austin, Texas. Just think air guitar, except with sex. And no sexually transmitted disease, guaranteed. Sign me up!
3. Using an unwed teenage mom as part of an abstinence campaign doesn’t work. Bristol Palin as the "Teen Pregnancy Ambassador" flopped. Duh.

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HEADLINE: Trainer injured by falling dolphin
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/trainer-injured-by-falling-dolphin/story-e6frfku0-1225817107585
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A TRAINER has been injured on Queensland's Gold Coast by a falling dolphin.
Ambulance officers were called to the Sea World theme park about 3.15pm (AEST) to find a trainer had sustained neck and back injuries after a dolphin fell on him, a Department of Community Safety spokeswoman said.
The injuries were minor, the spokeswoman said.

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HEADLINE: Cold iguanas falling from trees
SOURCE: http://www.justnews.com/news/22152242/detail.html
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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. -- Record lows across South Florida are literally freezing the invasive iguana in its tracks.

Kamikaze iguanas, plummeting from their treetop perches, have long been a Floridian urban legend. On Wednesday morning, Local 10 caught the free-falling lizard on tape.

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HEADLINE: Swiss man fined $290,000 for speeding in his Ferrari
SOURCE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8446545.stm
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A Swiss millionaire has been handed down a record speeding fine of $290,000 (£180,000) by a court.
The man was reportedly driving a red Ferrari Testarossa at 137km/h (85mph) through a village at the time.
The fine was calculated based on the unnamed motorist's wealth - assessed by the court as $22.7m (£14.1m) - and because he was a repeat offender.

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HEADLINE: Loch Ness monster death rumours dismissed
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/loch-ness-monster-death-rumours-dismissed/story-e6frfku0-1225817159710
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HEADLINE: Anti-wrinkle bras and protein undies
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/new-for-2010-anti-wrinkle-bras-protein-undies-france-lingerie/story-e6frfku0-1225817145034
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BRAS that pump up or down with body temperature and smooth out ageing cleavages are among hot new undies to be unveiled at this month's Paris lingerie show, organisers said on Thursday.
A Dutch-designed anti-wrinkle bra that can iron out crinkly cleavages as a woman sleeps, and a smart Slovenian brassiere whose foam cups expand with body heat when the wearer works out or flirts, are amid innovations at the January 23-25 Paris trade fair.
"High-tech's playing a growing role in underwear,'' said the fair's fashion manager Sophie Morin. "Take ultra-sounds for example, now used as well as laser technology to cut and construct garments without seaming or stitching.''
Also touted is a range of French lingerie called Milkshake in a fabric made of milk proteins that contains 10 amino acids to hydrate the skin.
"The knit is as soft as satin,'' said Morin.

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HEADLINE: Police: Ohio Dad Puts Daughter in Dryer
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582346,00.html?test=latestnews
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An Ohio father is facing a laundry list of charges for allegedly putting his 7-year-old daughter in the dryer, closing the door and turning it on, Fox8.com reported.
Prosecutors told the Cleveland station after the girl told her school teacher her dad put her in the dryer, the school contacted children's services and charges were filed.
"There's no explaining this type of activity, why any individual would place any human being or any animal or anything in a dryer is unexplainable and to a normal thinking person, there's no explanation and obviously this man has issues," said Mike O'Malley, first assistant to Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Bill Mason. "If you're capable of putting your child in a clothes dryer you're probably capable of a lot of horrible things."

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HEADLINE: Man Leaves Electronics, Steals Diapers From Home
SOURCE: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/06/ap/strange/main6064028.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.11
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DELAND, Fla. - Authorities are looking for the thief of thieves who stole diapers, heaters and teddy bears from a Volusia County home. Renee Glenn said the culprit who broke into her family's mobile home on New Year's Eve opted to take the toys, diapers and two space heaters instead of the electronics that were also in the residence.

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HEADLINE: Hypnotist hypnotises self for five hours
SOURCE: http://www.news.com.au/world/hypnotist-accidentally-hypnotises-himself-in-mirror-for-five-hours/story-e6frfkyi-1225816925883
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A SWORD-SWALLOWER who was practising hypnosis in a mirror has put himself in a trance for five hours.
Joanna Kirchmeier told The Sun she was "shocked" to find her husband Helmut transfixed in front of a mirror in their London home.
"He was just like a zombie staring at himself," she told The Sun.
"His pupils had gone really small, which is a sign of someone under hypnosis."
Mrs Kirchmeier said the only way she could bring her husband back was to call one of his teachers to talk him round over the phone.
Also known as Hannibal Helmurto, Helmut said he was learning hypnosis techniques so he could swallow swords.

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HEADLINE: Houston Mom Allegedly Flies to Canada to Have Sex With Teen
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582317,00.html
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HOUSTON — A Houston mother remained jailed Wednesday after authorities said she flew to Canada and lured a 16-year-old boy, whom she allegedly had an online sexual relationship with for more than a year, away from his home.
Lauri Price, 42, has been charged by prosecutors in Houston with two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of enticing a child with the intent to commit a felony.
Authorities say Price started having an online sexual relationship with the boy, then 15 years old, in September 2008 after meeting him on the Internet video game "World of Warcraft," said Donna Hawkins, a spokeswoman for the Harris County District Attorney's Office.

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HEADLINE: Suit: Funeral Home Sends Mom's Brain Home to Family
SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582175,00.html
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Members of a New Mexico family are suing a funeral home, claiming their mother's brain was sent home in a bag of personal effects given to them after her death.
The lawsuit filed on behalf of four family members in state District Court in Albuquerque says the discovery was made the day after interment, when relatives smelled a foul odor coming from a bag they received from DeVargas Funeral Home and Crematory of the Espanola Valley.

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