WEIRD IS THE WORLD: Lap Dance Video Raises Ire at School

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HEADLINE: Lap Dance Video Raises Ire at School
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587337,00.html
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Two teachers' performance of a dirty dance at a Canadian high school rally has led to their suspension without pay, The Globe and Mail reported.

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HEADLINE: Fla. Thieves Caught When Phone Accidentally Dialed 911
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587322,00.html
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Police say two Florida teenagers are facing charges after 911 dispatchers heard them talking about breaking into cars when one teen's cell phone accidentally called 911 during the heist.

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HEADLINE: Shoppers menaced by lop-eared rabbit
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/shoppers-menaced-by-lop-eared-rabbit/story-e6frev00-1225833717895
CLIP:

A THUG has been charged with animal cruelty after apparently using a lop-eared rabbit to threaten passers by in a shopping mall.

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HEADLINE: It's a game, says web masturbation priest
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/online-masturbating-priest-knew-13-year-old-girl-was-fantasy/story-e6frfku0-1225833848675
CLIP:

A SYDNEY priest who used a webcam to broadcast himself masturbating to a person he believed was a 13-year-old has told a court it was all part of a fantasy world.

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HEADLINE: Man With Holstered Gun Rides Horse To Church
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/23/ap/strange/main6236038.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
CLIP:

Members of a small central Kentucky church successfully disarmed a man who rode horseback to morning services, then walked into the church with a holstered gun....

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HEADLINE: Man Indicted for Breaking 'Into' Prison
SOURCE LINK: http://abcnews.go.com/International/punished-love-man-indicted-breaking-prison/story?id=9920080
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The suspect, 33-year-old Daniele E., was arrested in November for scaling a steel fence to break into the prison where his girlfriend was serving time ...

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HEADLINE: Doctors Amputate Wrong Foot of 86-Year-Old Man
SOURCE LINK: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587233,00.html
CLIP:

LIMA, Peru — Doctors in Peru mistakenly amputated the wrong foot of an 86-year-old man, then had no choice but to cut off the other one as well to keep an infection from spreading, relatives and officials said.

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HEADLINE: Woman Says Her Love Handles Saved Her Life
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/23/ap/strange/main6235651.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
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A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand ..

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HEADLINE: Inmate uses spoon to dig out of prison
SOURCE LINK: http://www.news.com.au/world/inmate-uses-spoon-to-dig-out-of-prison/story-e6frfkyi-1225833678779
CLIP:

A VIOLENT criminal used a spoon to dig her way out of a Dutch prison, officials said today. The 35-year-old woman, held for an unspecified "violent crime”, fled on Sunday through a tunnel she had dug with a spoon, prosecution spokesman Wim de Bruin, said

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HEADLINE: Puppet showing cleavage a no-no for U.S. city's bus shelter posters
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/100223/K022302AU.html
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters.
Lamar Advertising rejected posters for a touring production of the Broadway show "Avenue Q" because they show the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet.

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HEADLINE: $10,000 to save this drunken idiot
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/to-save-this-drunken-idiot/story-e6freuy9-1225833615771
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A NIGHT of drunken skylarking has left a Ukrainian tourist with a hangover he will always remember - and taxpayers with a huge bill.
After a night on the drink, the 19-year-old man scaled down a cliff near Manly but got stuck half way and passed out.

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HEADLINE: Dirty Sock, Museum Masterpiece
SOURCE LINK: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6233250n&tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.13
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A Controversial Artist has Created a Giant Dirty Sock to be Used as a Centerpiece at the Barcelona Contemporary Art Museum -use link for video

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HEADLINE: Glow in the dark toilet paper
SOURCE LINK: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/glow-in-the-dark-toilet-rolls-on-sale-a-godsend-for-night-time-trips-to-the-bathroom/story-e6frev20-1225833628010
CLIP:

A GLOW in the dark toilet roll has been invented and is for sale, in a bid to help people on any nocturnal trip to the bathroom.
It looks like a standard toilet roll in the day, but gives off a florescent glow when the lights are turned off.

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HEADLINE: Grandmother's Frozen Head Up for Grabs in Court
SOURCE LINK: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/grandmothers-frozen-head-grabs-colorado-court/story?id=9911768
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