Retiring man admits he 'did nothing for 14 years'

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Retiring man admits he 'did nothing for 14 years'
A German state employee got one last hurrah when he sent a farewell email to 500 colleagues detailing how he had been paid €745,000 for “doing nothing”.
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Meth lab found inside Walmart bathroom
A maintenance worker found a meth lab inside a Walmart restroom in Alabama.
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Woman strips naked at Denver airport
A deranged female flier stripped naked and smoked a cigarette in front of shocked travelers at Denver International Airport.
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Kim Kardashian's defense in lawsuit: she's 'Armenian and hairy'
Kim Kardashian is calling herself "Armenian and hairy" in order to get out of a lawsuit.
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Swedish sex addict seeks help, molests therapist
A man in southern Sweden suffering from sex addiction, who recently sought help in order to combat his problems, has been sentenced to community service after sexually molesting his female therapist.
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Woman dials 999 after getting stuck in a flat-pack wardrobe
A hapless woman dialled 999 after she was trapped for 90 minutes... inside a flat-pack wardrobe.
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Mom finds premature baby alive in morgue after 12 hours
An Argentine woman who insisted on visiting her premature baby in the morgue after being told it had died found the child alive after 12 hours.
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600-Pound man rescued at Pennsylvania home
Hazmat crews spent hours rescuing a 600-pound Pennsylvania man after cutting a hole in the side of his house so he could be removed.
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Pensioner, 87, handed ASBO banning her from playing Glenn Miller and Frank Sinatra songs too loudly
An 87-year-old grandmother was handed an Asbo for playing classical music at full blast to drown out the ringing in her ears caused by tinnitus.
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Little girl sent home with battery still stuck up her nose
A four-year-old girl was at risk of serious injury after being sent home from hospital with a battery stuck up her nose.
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Woman accused of faking cancer to fund 'dream wedding'
A California woman is facing multiple charges of fraud and grand larceny after allegedly faking terminal cancer to get donations for her "dream wedding."
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Boy brings heroin to kindergarten show and tell
A five-year-old boy brought packets of heroin to a show and tell at his Connecticut kindergarten, leading to the arrest of his stepfather.
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Naked snaps of John Lennon for sale
Two vintage photographs showing John Lennon and Yoko Ono posing naked have come up for auction.
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Woman arrested for back-seat ultrasounds
Police in China have arrested a woman for performing ultrasound tests in the back seats of cars and illegally telling mothers the gender of their fetus, state media said Tuesday.
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Ramos Alarm Clock says no to snooze, requires leaving bed to turn off
There is no snooze button. If you unplug it, a battery takes over. And it offers a "lockdown mode": As wake-up time approaches, you cannot reset the alarm time.
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Hands-free umbrella to help battle April showers
A hands-free umbrella designed to withstand winds of up to 50mph could help cyclists battling through April showers.
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