Cows fall through roof into Lamorna artist's workshop

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Cows fall through roof into Lamorna artist's workshop
An artist "miraculously" avoided injury when two cows dropped through the roof of her workshop.
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Pub guests denied drinks for being 'too nice'
Four foreign men have reported a Stockholm pub to the police after they were refused drinks, which they claim was because of their skin colour, but which the bartender claims was because the men were "unusually pleasant".
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'I cheated’ prank goes spectacularly wrong when girlfriend admits she’s been unfaithful too
It’s your five-year anniversary and what better way to celebrate that milestone then by fooling your girlfriend into thinking you’ve cheated on her…
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Hunter Kills Dog In Front Of Owner After Mistaking It For A Wolf
What started as just another ski trip for Layne Spence and his three dogs quickly became tragic Sunday, when a hunter killed one of Spence's dogs after apparently mistaking it for a wolf.
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$1 Million In Gold Found In Jet Airways Toilet
Cleaners working on a commercial plane in eastern India have found 24 gold bars worth more than $1 million stuffed into a toilet compartment.
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Man Predicts Future By Analyzing Fecal Matter
He's a professional scatomancer, the name given to people who predict the future by analyzing fecal matter.
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UK's biggest casino seeking six 'door dwarves' to become bouncers
Owner of London's Hippodrome Casino says tiny bouncers will bring a smile to people's faces, adding: 'nobody messes with a dwarf'
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Vancouver has banned the doorknob. Is the rest of Canada next?
It is a ubiquitous piece of equipment found in virtually every building, a requirement for entry, a necessity for exit.
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Amsterdam pays alcoholics in beer to clean streets
The imaginative approach to the problem of anti-social behaviour demonstrates typical Dutch pragmatism which could be found shocking in other countries, but not here.
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Man Deemed 'Too Fat To Fly', Now Denied Train Travel
Eurostar says it has refused travel on its train to a Frenchman who was earlier stranded in the United States because he was deemed too fat to fly home.
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Venomous recluse spider bite ‘eats’ hole in young woman’s ear
A woman needed reconstructive surgery on her ear after she was bitten by a venomous spider while she slept.
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‘Masturbation’ advert for protein shake banned
An advert for For Goodness Shakes that appeared to show men masturbating has been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority.
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£60,000 worth of bank notes found floating in Lincolnshire river by dog walker
The cash was spotted in South Drove Drain near Spalding town centre
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