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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Viagra induced sex orgy leads to a happy death

Headline: Man Dies After 'Guzzling' Viagra During 12-Hour Romp
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 26.2.9
Caption: At least he went with a smile on his face
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

Headline: 24 Drinking Arrests at Home of MADD Volunteer
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 26.2.9
Caption: This is the best ironic story ever
24 Drinking Arrests at Home of Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen, MADD Volunteer
The reigning Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen, a volunteer for Mothers Against Drunk Driving, held a party that resulted in two dozen people being charged with underage drinking, police said Wednesday.

Rachael Ramonas, 17, once organized a benefit for the families of friends killed in a car crash in which the teen behind the wheel had a history of drunken driving, according to the Web site of Miss America's Outstanding Teen.

It's not clear whether Ramonas, who competed in the Miss America Outstanding Teen pageant in August in Florida, was among those charged. Police are not releasing the teens' names because they are juveniles, and no teens are charged with drunken driving.

Ramonas, a high school senior, is an honor and AP student, according to the Web site of Miss America's Outstanding Teen.

Headline: Funeral Director Allegedly Leaves Corpse In Hearse
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 25.2.9
Caption: Corpse in Old Hearse
A funeral director faces a felony charge after police found a woman's decomposing body in the back of a hearse. Police said the 76-year-old funeral home owner was charged Tuesday with abusing a corpse. Police said the woman died of natural causes in November 2007 at the age of 52. Relatives said they wanted her remains cremated.

But police said the family never signed papers for a cremation or paid the funeral home. So the owner allegedly put the body in the back of a hearse and parked it on a lot with other old vehicles.

Headlines: Angry Passenger Douses Bus Driver With Coffee
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 25.2.9
Caption: Morning Coffee?
Police said a bus passenger angry about a possible strike that would disrupt his commute threw a cup of hot coffee on the driver, then ran away with the driver in pursuit. The Sun of Lowell reported that Debra Kemp, a driver for the Lowell Regional Transit Authority, told police the passenger was upset by a newspaper story about a possible drivers' strike.

Police Deputy Superintendent Deborah Friedl said the man then doused the driver with his coffee at about 8 a.m. on Tuesday and took off.

Headline: Fitness Trainer Won't Stop Until He Weighs 340 Lbs.
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 25.2.9
Caption: Most Ironic

Fitness trainer Paul James wanted to understand his overweight clients better, so he decided to pack on a few pounds himself.

Well, not just a few pounds. The once svelte 32-year-old has ballooned from 212 pounds to 263 pounds and says he won’t stop until he weighs 340 pounds.

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