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Thursday, April 02, 2009

The Bloke is a Real Cutup

Headline: Man cuts his own throat - from the inside
Origin of Clip: news.com 3.4.9
Caption: The Bloke is a Real Cut-up
A DINER tried to use a pair of nail scissors as a toothpick but swallowed them when he laughed at a friend's joke and they stuck in his throat.

Kong Lin, 27, tried to cough up the clippers but they skewered the inside of his throat because the points were facing upwards.

Doctors managed to remove the scissors in a 30-minute operation under local anaesthetic in Putian, eastern China, The Sun reports.

Headline: Cops: Mom Drugged Daughter, 13, to Get Her Pregnant
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 2.4.9
Caption: Mom Drugs daughter so BF could screw her
UNIONTOWN, Pa. — Police say a western Pennsylvania mother drugged her 13-year-old daughter so her boyfriend could get the girl pregnant.

Uniontown police say 32-year-old Shana Brown is no longer able to have children, but wanted a baby with her boyfriend.

Det. Donald Gmitter says Brown and her boyfriend, 40-year-old Duane Calloway, attempted to impregnate the girl on three occasions. Gmitter says the girl prevented the rapes. The girl's paternal grandmother reported the incidents to police.

Brown is facing several charges, including endangering the welfare of children. Brown's attorney Patrick McDaniel did not immediately return a call for comment.Mom Drugs daughter so BF could screw her

Headline: Nurse Charged for Injecting 10 Patients With Bleach
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 2.4.9
Caption: Nurse wanted them clean inside and out
LUFKIN, Texas — A former nurse has been charged with injecting 10 patients with bleach — killing five of them — at a dialysis center in Lufkin.
Kimberly Saenz has been indicted by an Angelina County grand jury on one count of capital murder and five counts of aggravated assault.
She's charged with injecting bleach into the blood stream of her dialysis patients over a span of four weeks last April.
DaVita, which runs the clinic, says the indictments were a "painful reminder" of the deaths that unfolded last year.
Saenz was charged last May with two counts of aggravated assault for injecting bleach into two patients. Both lived.
The 35-year-old wasn't charged in any deaths until this week's indictments, which link her to five deaths

Headline: Woman Follows GPS, Gets Stuck In Snowmobile Trail
Origin of Clip: news.com.au 2.4.9
Caption: At least the GPS system did not send her over a cliff
A motorist relying on a GPS navigation unit found out the hard way that technology is not always the answer. Sheriff's officials said a woman was driving when the best routing from the GPS sent her onto a road that forked into a snowmobile trail. Several miles down the frozen path she stopped and couldn't turn around in about a foot and a half of snow surrounding the car. ..

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