Clip: FOXNews.com 3.5.9
Caption: REALLY? UNBELIEVABLE!
RICHMOND, Va. — A legally blind hiking magazine editor who went missing along the Appalachian Trail in Virginia was found Saturday in good condition, authorities said.
Headline: Australian anti-flu drugs are out of date
Clip: news.com.au 3.5.9
Caption: Well, that's just great!
THE Federal Government has admitted it is about to replace 1.9 million doses of anti-flu vaccines because the drugs will soon be out of date.
Headline: Bathroom Emergency: Commodes Save Crash Pilot
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: No wonder some called them 'comfort stations"
PUYALLUP, Wash. — The pilot of a small airplane was able to walk away after its crash landing was cushioned by a bunch of portable toilets near Tacoma, Wash.
Headline: Officer Fired After Shocking Kids With Stun Gun
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: Stunned
CARRABELLE, Fla. — A Florida corrections officer was fired after zapping children with 50,000 volts of electricity during a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" tour.
Headline: Cowboy Cited For 'riding Under The Influence'
Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse
Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'
Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead
A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.
Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.
"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.
His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..
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