Mourners go bananas over 'storage' chimpanzee sign overlooking graves

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Mourners go bananas over 'storage' chimpanzee sign overlooking graves
Grieving relatives paying their respects at a cemetery where their loved ones are buried are being met by a sign urging them to ‘store ’n’ go.’
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Fish & chips set to batter record
Monster portions of fish and chips look set to serve up a brand new World Record.
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Sex-swap Falklands hero saved by ferrets
A FAalklands War hero who had a sex change after years of torment has found happiness - by rescuing ferrets.
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Man reports own parking violation to police
Connecticut authorities say a man was so upset about the lack of parking enforcement in his town that he parked his car illegally in a handicapped space and called police more than a dozen times before officers arrived and arrested him.
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Pictured: The horror basement where sisters were raped for 41 years by their father and slowly went mad
This is the disgusting dungeon where an Austrian man violated his own daughters in a nightmare spanning 15,000 days and nights.
Women were only seen outside once - visiting mother's grave
Pictured: VIEW HERE

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Electrician who had compressed air hose blasted up his backside was victim of dangerous and foolish prank
Victim left with a six-inch tear in his bowel and severe damage to his intestines
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Neanderthal sex 'boosted health of human race' by improving our immune systems against disease
Scientists believe genes that help us fight viruses were inherited from Neanderthals
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Policewoman jailed for 'being too lazy to arrest a burglar'
A policewoman has been jailed for a year for not arresting a burglar she suspected of trying to break into a Chinese restaurant.
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Oceans of water wasted by women who use 50bn litres a year shaving their legs
British women use 50billion litres of water a year shaving, research reveals.
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DARPA releases video of Falcon Hypersonic Technology Vehicle 2 hitting Mach 20
An unmanned glider streaks over the Pacific Ocean at 20 times the speed of sound in a video released by a US defence research agency DARPA.
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Yankees Set Major League Single-Game Grand Slam Record
The New Yankees ecame the first major league team to hit three grand slams in one game.
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YouTube: http://youtu.be/4HfFJYYtOug

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Police hunt woman who launched stiletto attack on cash machine
The late-night reveller was caught on CCTV repeatedly hitting the machine in Chippenham, Wiltshire.
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YouTube: http://youtu.be/pfvgkibq7GY

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Grammar fail on Old Navy's college t-shirts
Hundreds of thousands of shirts from the retailer's new college football line have been shipped to stores with the phrase "Let's Go", sans apostrophe.
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Fire at Howard Fire Department
The roof of the Shawano Avenue fire station in Howard was burning. It broke out just after 1 p.m.
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Irate woman strips naked in protest after being stopped by Customs officers at airport
Customs officers in Bermuda were in for a surprise when they asked one traveller if they could search her luggage.
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Scientists discover the diamond planet
Scientists have discovered a planet they believe is made of diamond.
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Police stop man from transporting fridge in car trunk
Police were called to a parking lot in Richmond, B.C., earlier this month where they found a man trying to load a full-sized fridge into the trunk of a four-door sedan.
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Austrian Probed for Sexually Abusing Mentally Disabled Daughters for 41 Years
An 80-year-old man was arrested Thursday on suspicion of locking up his two mentally disabled daughters in a small room for 41 years, sexually abusing them.
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Earthquake Helps Man Regain His Hearing
The earthquake that rattled a wide swath of the eastern U.S. this week may have been a blessing in disguise for a 75-year-old who regained his hearing after the 5.8-magnitude tremor hit.
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