Student Kept Mailing Poop To Vice Principal

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Student Kept Mailing Poop To Vice Principal
This kid might not give a crap about educators, but he did send about three to his vice principal, police say.
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Hash Oil Operation Discovered After Pit Bull Bites Man's Penis
Police in Telluride, Colo., say they stumbled across a butane hash oil manufacturing operation after a suspect called 911 about a dog bite. He said his pit bull had bitten his penis.
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Car crashes into store selling miniature NASCAR collectibles
It was a full-sized car that caused problems for an Oshawa store selling miniature NASCAR collectibles after a woman crashed her car into the business.
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Cops broke into city hall to avoid using 'nasty' police bathroom
Two Bradenton police detectives are accused of breaking into city hall to use the bathroom and leaving the building unsecured for an entire weekend.
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First-grader brings 9 bags of grandmother’s heroin to school
A grandmother is facing charges after she brought nine bags of heroin with her while she babysat her grandson, who then took her stash to school.
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Dad William Baer arrested for talking over two minute rule at New Hampshire School
A dad upset about a book that had been assigned to his daughter was arrested for breaking her school’s two minute talk rule.
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Rare skin disease causing Brazilian villagers to melt in sunlight
Tucked into the sunbaked rolling hills of Brazil’s midwest, Araras is home to what is thought to be the largest single group of people suffering from a rare inherited skin disease known as xeroderma pigmentosum – or “XP.”
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Suspended lawyer's application to marry porn-filled laptop overturned
A judge has dismissed a suspended lawyer's bid to marry his porn-filled laptop in the US
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UK man given vasectomy by mistake
A MAN has been mistakenly given a vasectomy by medics who were supposed to be performing a "minor procedure" on him, a UK hospital has admitted.
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Man Robbed Waffle House With Pitchfork
Police are searching for a man who used a pitchfork to rob a Waffle House restaurant northeast of Atlanta.
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Newly vacated hermit job requires someone more outgoing
A job that involves you living like a hermit in a cave has just become available – but it requires you to be outgoing rather than reclusive.
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Beaver attacks and chases man down street
A man was attacked and chased down the street by a beaver.
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Young drunk woman caught having sex with stranger in Virgin plane toilets while her parents sat nearby
A drunk woman in her 20s stunned passengers on a plane after slipping off to the toilet to have sex with a man she had just met.
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Accused Drunk Driver Hands Officer A Beer
If you crash into a police car and the officer asks for your driver's license, here's a tip: Don't hand him a beer instead.
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