They Called Him the Streak

Headline: Man Without Pants At Doughnut Shop Gets Probation
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 12.12.8
Caption: They called him the Streak

A man who showed up at a suburban New York doughnut shop drive-through without putting his pants on has been sentenced to three years' probation. John Greco of Croton-on-Hudson was sentenced Thursday. He had pleaded guilty to public lewdness, admitting he exposed himself while placing an order at a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through in Yorktown in February.

Headline: Man Sprays 'toilet-papering' Teens With Fox Urine
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 12.12.8
Caption: Urine Loaded Squirt Gun Attack

A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property _ with a squirt gun filled with fox urine....According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine...

Headline: Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 12.12.8
Caption: Kinky Canadian

A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

Headline: Boy Survives 16-Inch Arrow Through the Head
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 12.12.8
Caption: It was not Cupid

A Chinese schoolboy narrowly escaped death after being accidentally shot through the head with a 16-inch arrow.

The arrow pierced Liu Cheong's eye socket, traveled through his head and lodged in the back of his skull.

The 11-year-old only survived because the arrow missed his brain.

Headline: Man Handcuffs His Wife To The Bed, But Loses Key
Clip from: CBSnews.com
Date of clip: 12.12.8
Caption: Lost The Key -Yea Right

If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.