Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse
Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'
Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead
A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.
Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.
"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.
His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..
Headline: Husband's 365 nights of birthday sex
Clip: news.com.au 1.5.9
Caption: Sex for a year from dear
A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday - 365 nights of sex.
High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year. Here's some of the excerpts printed in The Sun:
Headline: Barbecue Joint Needs Permit For Busty Mannequin
Clip: news.com.au 1.5.9
Caption: A sign for fines
A man who runs a suburban Cincinnati barbecue joint says the busty mannequin he put out front has been good for business, but city officials say he needs a permit to keep her there. The Design and Review Board in suburban Reading said under city rules, the figure is considered a sign, requiring a permit.
Headline: Man Asks To Join Brother In Jail And Gets His Wish
Clip: news.com.au 1.5.9
Caption: Birds of a feather
Police said a man wanted to go to jail with his arrested brother, so he shoved an officer and got his wish. David Jacob Ginnis, 35, pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault on a police officer and was sentenced to 30 days in jail, with the full sentence suspended.
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