Stunned

Headline: Officer Fired After Shocking Kids With Stun Gun
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: Stunned

CARRABELLE, Fla. — A Florida corrections officer was fired after zapping children with 50,000 volts of electricity during a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" tour.

Headline: Cowboy Cited For 'riding Under The Influence'
Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse

Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'

Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead

A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.

Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.

"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.

His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..

CURRENT IRONICALLY WEIRD HEADLINES
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Cowboy on Horse Cited for Riding Animal Under Influence
FOXNews.com 2 5.9

'There's no money for you - you're dead'
news.com.au 2 5.9

Husband's 365 nights of birthday sex
CBSnews.com 1 5.9

Barbecue Joint Needs Permit For Busty Mannequin
CBSnews.com 1 5.9

Queen's lawn hosts daylight sex romp
FOXNews.com 1 5.9

Mice chew on residents of nursing home
CNN.com 30.4.9 (Video Link)

School plans 'disabled dress-up day'
news.com.au 30.4.9

Mum 'hid dead son in fridge for two years'
news.com.au 30.4.9

DA: Woman Smuggled $12M in Gold Bars in Purse
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Boy, 13, Flies to California Without Telling Parents
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Kenya Women Withhold Sex to End Political Feud
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Okla. Bomber Sues Prison For Constipation
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

California Woman: My Father Was the Zodiac Killer
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Deputy Quits After Wife, Mom-in-law Take Squad Car
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Woman Allegedly Bites Boyfriend's Lip In Fight
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Police Arrest Woman With Barrel Of Bear Candies
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Judge Rules Inmate Can't Change Name to 'Sinner'
FOXNews.com 29.4.9

Radio Shack Employee Punches Customer
FOXNews.com 29.4.9

'I had my legs broken to be taken seriously'
news.com.au 29.4.9

Glow in dark pups 'not just a novelty'- VIDEO LINK
news.com.au 29.4.9