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Monday, May 25, 2009

HEADLINE: Cop chops off love rival's genitals
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 25.5.9
CAPTION: Tough Law Enforcement
A FRENCH policeman has been charged with "a barbarous act of torture and mutilation" after he lopped off his wife's lover's genitals with a box cutter, Strasbourg prosecutors said today.
The 43-year-old father-of-five faces a maximum of 30 years in jail and is on suicide watch after handing himself in to his colleagues following Saturday's attack, according to officials involved in the inquiry.

HEADLINE: Serial peeping perverts terrorise city
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 24.5.9
CAPTION: Peekaboo I see you
ZANNY Howe and Katrina Maclean live with the fear that someone is watching them - all of the time.

They are two victims of scores of peeping Tom perverts terrorising young women in Sydney.

Police say men have been preying on young women in their homes, spying on them through ground floor windows and lurking outside apartments in a two-year campaign of fear.

Sydney police say a growing number of peeping and prying offences have been reported in the city's upmarket east in the past two years and fear the number of actual cases has been under-reported.

HEADLINE: 'CSI' Writer Accused of TV Revenge Plot
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 24.5.9
CAPTION:Fiction Meets Reality
LOS ANGELES — A Los Angeles couple filed a lawsuit Friday against a writer for the CBS show "CSI," alleging she named two shady characters in an episode after them to get revenge for a real estate deal gone bad.

Real estate agents Melinda and Scott Tamkin are suing writer and producer Sarah Goldfinger for defamation and invasion-of-privacy. They allege the show hurt their real estate business and are seeking $6 million in damages.

The lawsuit references an episode that featured a real estate agent named Melinda, who dies under mysterious circumstances, and her husband Scott, a mortgage broker who watches pornography, drinks and is suspected of killing his wife...

HEADLINE: Growth of unwanted underwear
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: telegraph.co.uk 24.5.9
CAPTION:
Bras, briefs and boxer shorts were donated to this year's Chelsea Flower Show to be used in display of how to grow your own fruit and vegetables in unwanted underwear.

HEADLINE: Town says dying people not welcome
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 24.5.9
CAPTION: No Death At Our Doorstep
IT JUST might be the most uncaring neighbourhood in Australia.
Some residents of Doonan, near Noosa on Queensland's Sunshine Coast, are protesting against a small hospice for the terminally ill being set up in the semi-rural area, The Sunday Mail reports.
They say they don't want death on their doorstep, and have asked its council to block a plan to turn a four-bedroom cottage into a free hospice.
"I don't want to be sitting there saying, 'There goes another coffin, and another, and another'," said Ron Klieger, whose living room faces the driveway of the hospice.
Deborah McGovan, a palliative care nurse who lives in the street where the hospice is planned - Redwood Rd - said she supports the concept but doesn't want a hospice in her neighbourhood.

HEADLINE: Passer-By Pushes Suicide Jumper Off Bridge
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 23.5.9
CAPTION: Ironic near death event
BEIJING — Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge.

Chen fell 26 feet onto a partially inflated emergency air cushion laid out by authorities and survived, suffering spine and elbow injuries, the official Xinhua News Agency said Saturday.

The passer-by, 66-year-old Lai Jiansheng, had been fed up with what he called Chen's "selfish activity," Xinhua said. Traffic around the Haizhu bridge in the city of Guangzhou had been backed up for five hours and police had cordoned off the area.

HEADLINE: Car swerved as drunk driver had sex
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: news.com.au 22.5.9
CAPTION: DRUNK, SEX AND DRIVING
A MAN was caught having sex while driving because he and his girlfriend could not wait until they reached their destination, a court has heard.

Bradley Dean Milne, 33, was charged with not wearing his seatbelt, driving without due care and drink-driving when a witness called police after seeing his car swerving all over the road, The Northern Territory News reports.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard that the couple were planning to drive to East Arm Wharf in the Mazda ute to have sex.

Police prosecutor Leigh Cahill said Milne "became aroused" and the woman gave him oral sex while he was driving.

Milne was swerving from one side of the road to the other until the car stopped at traffic lights.
When they turned right onto Berrimah Rd, the woman straddled Milne while he kept driving, swerving into the kerbside and back into the middle lane.


Previous Headlines

Men on road to extinction
ORIGIN & DATE: telegraph 21.5.9

DVDs that store 10,000 films 'on sale in five years'
ORIGIN & DATE: telegraph 21.5.9

Student Who Sold Virginity May Pay Half in Taxes
ORIGIN & DATE: FOXNews.com 21.5.9

HEADLINE: Girl's Organs 'Disheveled,' Heart Beats in Back
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 22.5.9

HEADLINE: Toddler buys earthmover in auction

HEADLINE: Practice Makes Imperfect: Lockdown Drill Leads To The Real Thing
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: citynews.ca 21.5.9

HEADLINE: Man Uses Google Earth to Pick Suicide Location
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 21.5.9

HEADLINE: Couple flees after $7.8m bank blunder
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: News.com.au 20.5.9

HEADLINE: Pa. Teen Accused of Using Snake as Jump Rope
SOURCE AND DATE OF CLIP: FOXNews.com 20.5.9

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Stunned

Headline: Officer Fired After Shocking Kids With Stun Gun
Clip: FOXNews.com 2.5.9
Caption: Stunned
CARRABELLE, Fla. — A Florida corrections officer was fired after zapping children with 50,000 volts of electricity during a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" tour.

Headline: Cowboy Cited For 'riding Under The Influence'
Clip: CBSnews.com 2.5.9
Caption: I'm Not Drunk, It's My Horse

Colo. Police Write Man A $25 Ticket In Mall Parking Lot For 'riding Under The Influence'

Headline: 'There's no money for you - you're dead'
Clip: news.com.au 2.5.9
Caption: I did not know I'm dead
A VICTORIAN pensioner got the fright of his life when he was told by Centrelink workers he was listed as dead.

Clive Norton, 71, was told Centrelink records showed he died on April 8.

"I was pretty upset and just dumbfounded for a while," the Ballarat man said.

His wife, Denise, 61, even received a Centrelink payment for $2292 for funeral expences..



CURRENT IRONICALLY WEIRD HEADLINES
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Cowboy on Horse Cited for Riding Animal Under Influence
FOXNews.com 2 5.9

'There's no money for you - you're dead'
news.com.au 2 5.9

Husband's 365 nights of birthday sex
CBSnews.com 1 5.9

Barbecue Joint Needs Permit For Busty Mannequin
CBSnews.com 1 5.9

Queen's lawn hosts daylight sex romp
FOXNews.com 1 5.9

Mice chew on residents of nursing home
CNN.com 30.4.9 (Video Link)

School plans 'disabled dress-up day'
news.com.au 30.4.9

Mum 'hid dead son in fridge for two years'
news.com.au 30.4.9

DA: Woman Smuggled $12M in Gold Bars in Purse
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Boy, 13, Flies to California Without Telling Parents
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Kenya Women Withhold Sex to End Political Feud
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Okla. Bomber Sues Prison For Constipation
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

California Woman: My Father Was the Zodiac Killer
FOXNews.com 30.4.9

Deputy Quits After Wife, Mom-in-law Take Squad Car
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Woman Allegedly Bites Boyfriend's Lip In Fight
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Police Arrest Woman With Barrel Of Bear Candies
CBSnews.com 29.4.9

Judge Rules Inmate Can't Change Name to 'Sinner'
FOXNews.com 29.4.9

Radio Shack Employee Punches Customer
FOXNews.com 29.4.9

'I had my legs broken to be taken seriously'
news.com.au 29.4.9

Glow in dark pups 'not just a novelty'- VIDEO LINK
news.com.au 29.4.9

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Cop Zaps Wife

Headline: Texas Top Cop Fired, Jailed for Allegedly Tasering Wife
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 9.4.9
Caption: Cop Zaps Wife
OAKWOOD, Texas — The chief of a small Central Texas town's police department has been fired and jailed for allegedly using a Taser gun on his wife.

Former Oakwood police chief Oly Ivy is in Leon County Jail in Centerville on Wednesday, charged with aggravated assault. Bond is $100,000.

Ivy, 30, was arrested near Palestine on Monday. The city council fired him that night.

Ivy's attorney, Charley Johnson, tells KXXV-TV in Waco that his client "is taking these allegations very seriously." He says he intends for Ivy to "be treated the same as anybody in this situation."

Headline: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself At Drive-through
Origin of Clip: CBSNews.com 9.4.9
Caption: OMG What did he hit ? - Whew!
A stop at a fast-food restaurant's drive-through on Tuesday afternoon led to a trip to the hospital after a man accidentally shot himself in the leg with a pistol. The 24-year-old man was apparently trying to clear the weapon when it went off and hit him in the calf.

Police said the man didn't need a permit because the gun wasn't concealed, so he didn't break any laws.

Headline: Baseball Team Does Animal Sacrifice to Stop Losing
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 9.4.9
Caption: Now this is strange
PALM HARBOR, Fla. — A Tampa Bay area high school baseball coach has been temporarily relieved of his duties while authorities investigate the killing and burial of a snake on his team's field.

Palm Harbor University High School second baseman Zach Sobel says Jeremy Albrecht told the team last week that they were "snake-bitten" and needed to stop their losing streak.

So, Sobel says, the team bought and killed a snake, then buried it on the field during the school's spring break.

The coach wasn't present.

A Pinellas County schools spokeswoman says Albrecht is temporarily sidelined while authorities investigate.

A sheriff's office spokeswoman says nothing has been found on the field...

Headline: Skeleton Found in Tree Nearly 30 Years After Suicide
Origin of Clip: CBSnews.com 9.4.9
Caption: Very Creepy
A skeleton of a German man who shot and killed himself in a tree has been found by a hiker – nearly 30 years later.

Police said the 69-year-old retiree who had been missing since 1980 tied himself to the tree before firing the gun, Reuters reported.

His remains were discovered after an 18-year-old hiker found a bone in the forest last week and brought it to police, who then searched the area, Reuters reported.

"We found the skeleton up in the tree with the pistol hanging on a rope next to it," police spokesman Leonard Mayer was quoted as saying.

Headline: Police: Man Cut And Stabbed After Flatulence Fight
Origin of Clip: CBSnews.com 8.4.9
Caption: Fart Fight
Police said a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge. A statement Wednesday said police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room. Police said a 35-year-old man allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police said one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at the 35-year-old man, who was cut in the leg. The suspect was accused of then stabbing the man in the chest.


Headline: Mass. Schools to Issue 'Fat' Report Cards on Students
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 8.4.9
Caption: Fat Report
BOSTON — Massachusetts health officials have approved regulations that would require sending children's Body Mass Index measurements home to parents.

The Public Health Council voted unanimously Wednesday to calculate student heights and weights, which are already measured annually, into a Body Mass Index measuring their overall proportions.

The results will be sent home to parents for students in first, fourth, seventh and 10th grades in a package explaining what they mean and how parents can best combat obesity.

Department of Public Health Medical Director Lauren Smith says Massachusetts will join Arkansas in notifying parents about a child's Body Mass Index. Eighteen other states require a BMI calculation.

Headline: Mother Wins Right to Harvest Dead Son's Sperm
Origin of Clip: FOXNews.com 8.4.9
Caption: Is this not incest after the fact?

AUSTIN, Texas — A judge has granted a mother's request to have someone harvest sperm from her dead son's body, so she can have the option of carrying out his wish to have children.

Nikolas Colton Evans, 21, died Sunday at a hospital after being punched and falling outside an Austin bar March 27.

His mother, Marissa Evans, told the Austin American-Statesman newspaper that he wanted to have three sons someday and had even picked out their names: Hunter, Tod and Van.

"I want him to live on. I want to keep a piece of him," she told the newspaper.

Travis County Probate Judge Guy Herman ruled Monday in an emergency hearing requested by the mother, because of the urgency of collecting the sperm intact.
Court documents said the sperm had to be collected within 24 hours of Nikolas Evans being removed from life support unless the body was cooled to no more than 39.2 degrees Fahrenheit (4 Celsius).
Herman ordered the county medical examiner's office to continue storing the body at the proper temperature until the sperm could be collected.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Rather a dumb move too

Headline: Wash. Police Chief Checks Blackberry, Hits Car
Origin of Clip:CBSnews.com 27.3.9
Caption: Rather a dumb move too
The police chief of the south Seattle suburb of Federal Way has issued a public apology for a minor traffic accident that happened while he was checking his BlackBerry in his unmarked police car.

Headline: Man Tosses Gas Bomb In Fight, Sets Own Cars Ablaze
Origin of Clip:CBSnews.com 26.3.9
Caption: Rather a dumb move
Authorities said a man threw a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor's trailer, but the wind shifted and set fire to two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in the man's own yard. The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb..

Headline: Rumors Bites! Headmaster Denies Vampires At School
Origin of Clip:CBSnews.com 26.3.9
Caption: Taking The Bite Out Of It
Apparently, it's not the bloody truth. After stories spread that vampires were strolling the campus of Boston Latin School, the headmaster of the prestigious college-prep school put a stake in the rumors. Lynne Mooney Teta sent a notice out Thursday to faculty, students, and parents denying the presence of bloodsuckers. She declined, however, to offer details about the rumors.

Boston Police spokesman Eddy Chrispin said police were called to the school Wednesday after hearing of the vampire tales. Chrispin said he didn't know if the alleged vampires were among the student body or hiding in old corners of the building.

Headline: Doctors Reattach Man's Arm After 900-Pound Pig Attack
Origin of Clip:FOXNews.com 26.3.9
Caption: Porked
CLOVIS, N.M. — A 26-year-old Curry County man had his arm nearly severed by a 900-pound boar that attacked him when he reached into the animal's pen to grab a water hose.

Curry County sheriff's deputies say Juan Cruz, a dairy worker, was attacked March 16 when he was feeding the boar and about 18 other pigs at his home in rural eastern New Mexico.

Cruz, speaking through an interpreter, says doctors in Lubbock, Texas, reattached his arm, but he is waiting to see if the operation was successful.

Cruz says the pig wasn't mean and the attack was unexpected.

Headline: Man Gets 90 Days In Jail In Vacuum Sex Act Case
Origin of Clip:CBSnews.com 26.3.9
Caption: Nothing Like Good Suction

Man Accused Of Performing Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum Sentenced To 90 Days In Jail

Monday, January 26, 2009

Top Cop Not

Headline: Teenager poses as cop, goes on patrol
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 26.1.9
Caption: Top Cop Not

A TEENAGE boy dressed as a police officer went on patrol in a squad car with a qualified cop for five hours before he was busted.

The 14-year-old walked into a Chicago police station and managed to secure an assignment. He did not have a gun, issue any tickets or drive the patrol car, Associated Press reported.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the boy's deception was only discovered after the patrol ended.

Officers noticed his uniform didn't have an official star.

Police said they were investigating how the "serious security breach" went undetected for so long.

Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said the boy looked older than 14, and was motivated by a desire to be an officer rather than malice or "ill intent", Associated Press reported.

He also took part in a program for youth interested in policing, and would have been familiar with some procedures, police said.

Headline: 'Spitting' passenger forces down plane
Clip from: news.com.au
Date of clip: 26.1.9
Caption: A Spitfire
POLICE have charged a man after a disturbance on a plane which was forced to make an unscheduled landing at Sydney Airport. Virgin Blue flight 707, en route from Hobart to Brisbane, was diverted to Sydney at 9pm on Saturday after cabin staff reported continued intimidation and abuse from a passenger.

Police entered the plane and arrested the 28-year-old man from Taree.
Officers say the man resisted arrest and struggled violently, making threats and spitting at them.

He's also accused of kicking out at police and punching a cell door at the nearby Mascot Police Station.

The man was charged with destroying or damaging property, offensive behaviour, threatening the safety of an aircraft and intimidating police.

Headline: Cops: Woman Shot Boyfriend for Not Letting Her Sleep
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 25.1.9
Caption: BANG BANG LET ME SLEEP
Louisiana woman allegedly shot her boyfriend because he would not let her sleep, according to The News Star.

Police found Roshonda Anding's boyfriend in his car with a single shot to his hip, the newspaper reports. He was taken to LSU Medical Center.

The 21-year-old was charged with aggravated battery.

Anding told police that she shot her boyfriend, "because he was bothering her and wouldn't let her sleep," according to a police report.

Headline: Inauguration 'Do-Over' for Locked Out Ticketholders
Clip from: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 25.1.9
Caption: Inauguration 'Done-0vers' May Get a 'Do-Over'
Purple ticketholders are vindicated....somewhat.
Thousands of people who had tickets to the purple and blue sections of the National Mall for last Tuesday's swearing in of Barack Obama as president never made it. There was a mob scene, and hoards of them were herded into the 3rd Street Tunnel, which has since been dubbed "the Purple Tunnel of Doom."

Gabe Cohen, an Obama campaign worker from Denver, organized a swearing in do-over. Not for President Obama, but for any of those locked out of the process on Tuesday.

The message went out on Facebook, and the Survivors of the Purple Tunnel of Doom were invited to bring their iPods and laptops to the front of the Capitol.

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Sunday, January 04, 2009

We're All Human

Headline: Cop 'caught drink-driving on duty'
From: news.com.au
Date of clip: 4.1.9
Caption: We're All Human
A 32-year-old police officer has been charged with drink driving while on duty in Margaret River in Western Australia.
Western Australian police allege the officer had been driving on Willmott Avenue, Margaret River, on November 29 when she tested positive for a blood alcohol limit in excess of 0.08.

Headline: Poor Economy Prompts Wave of Burial Plot Sales
From: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 3.1.9
Caption: Too Broke to Die
Burial plot brokers are reporting an uptick in the business of reselling grave sites, as money troubles prompt a growing number of people to put their burial plots up for sale, often at a loss.

Baron Chu, who owns the burial site resale business Plot Brokers, said he is doing nine or 10 times as much business as usual, a jump he attributes to the economic downturn, according to the Los Angeles-based Daily News.

Chu said people are only getting about a quarter of what their plots would have fetched six months ago because of the increased supply hitting the market. He said one client, who had just been evicted from her home, got $500 for a plot worth $6,800.

Headline: Man's Last Lotto Ticket Wins $10M for Widow
From: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 3.1.9
Caption: Gift From a Dead Man
On the day that Donald Peters died, he unknowingly provided financial security for his wife of 59 years and their family.

Peters bought two Connecticut Lottery tickets at a local 7-Eleven store on Nov. 1 as part of a 20-year tradition he shared with his wife Charlotte. Later that day, the 79-year-old retired hat factory worker suffered a fatal heart attack while working in his yard in Danbury.

On Friday, his widow cashed in one of the tickets: a $10 million winner which, in her grief over her husband's death, she had put aside and almost discarded before recently checking the numbers.

"I'm numb," Charlotte Peters, 78, said at Connecticut Lottery headquarters in Rocky Hill.

Headline: The Pill 'polluting the environment'
From: news.com.au
Date of clip: 3.1.9
Caption: No Birth Killing
THE contraceptive pill is polluting the environment and is in part responsible for male infertility, a report in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano said today.

The pill "has for some years had devastating effects on the environment by releasing tonnes of hormones into nature" through female urine, said Pedro Jose Maria Simon Castellvi, president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations, in the report.

"We have sufficient evidence to state that a non-negligible cause of male infertility in the West is the environmental pollution caused by the pill," he said, without elaborating further.

Headline:Man Discovers Neighbor Is His Long Lost Sister
From: FOXNews.com
Date of clip: 3.1.9
Caption: Love Thy Neighbor it Might be Your Sister
A brother and sister in England spent 40 years trying to find each other — then discovered they lived only 300 yards apart.
Ken Whitty, 64, walked past 62-year-old Yvonne’s house countless times and even saw her in the garden, but did not recognize her.
They were reunited only after Whitty wrote to his local paper appealing for help in his search.
Soon after his letter was published, he got a phone call saying: "Hello, this is Yvonne."
The pair spent their early years in Ordsall, Greater Manchester.
They were still kids when their parents died and were cared for by a family friend.

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