Furious mum glues herself to council office desk in housing row

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Furious mum glues herself to council office desk in housing row
Sharon Power superglued her hands to the desk at the council office
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Bank robber left name and address before attempting to steal cash
A knifeman who tried to rob a bank after giving a cashier his name and address has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.
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Dancing crossing guard sidelined
Crossing guard Kathleen Byers had been dancing on the job for four years. She was suspended last week and has now quit rather than fight.
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Guests greeted by snake eating roo at dinner party
A snake eating an un-­fortunate kangaroo have brought cheer to a dinner party in Katherine.
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Miami police find marijuana grow house hidden under doghouse
A marijuana grow house under a doghouse may land someone in the big house.
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Cops Flush Out 'Mystery Pooper'
Police in Michigan have successfully deterred the infamous "mystery pooper" from defecating on a park slide.
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Dog Shows Uses iPhone To Call 911 And Save Owner's Life
Move over, Lassie -- there's a new dog in town. And he knows how to use an iPhone.
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Man drops pants in waffle house and strikes up conversation about his penis
A trouserless man was arrested after allegedly dropping his pants in a waffle house and striking up conversation with customers about his penis.
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Man Claiming To Be God Crashes Into TV Station
A man claiming to be God rammed a truck through the front of a Baltimore-area television station Tuesday, leaving a gaping hole as reporters and other staff fled the building.
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Woman attacked with bag of poo in dog walker dispute
Police are hunting a man who attacked a dog walker in broad daylight with a bag of poo.
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‘Semen-like’ juice that can replace need for solid food flying off virtual shelves
A synthetic pearl-white juice ‘with the consistency of semen’ has seen an unexpected surge in demand after being placed on eBay.
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Council sprays dog poo pink to embarrass owners who don’t pick it up
A council has decided to spray paint dog poo pink in order to embarrass owners who don’t clean it up.
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Python slithers into toilet bowl, bites Singapore woman in the butt
Noraslinda Asat, 34, of Singapore, was terrified to find that a 6-foot python that was in her toilet bowl had crept up and bit her in her right thigh.
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City to give alcoholics beer to clean streets
A planned taxpayer-funded project in western Germany to get unemployed alcoholics and drug addicts cleaning streets has sparked controversy by offering those who take part beer as part of their compensation.
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