Drunk woman applies for police, loses driving license

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Drunk woman applies for police, loses driving license
Being under the influence is apparently not something German police are looking for in a candidate.
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Man chopped off his big toe with bolt cutters and ate it in front of stunned shoppers at Wilko store
A man chopped off his big toe and ate it in front of stunned shoppers.
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Woman seriously burnt after her fart started a fire in the middle of surgery
A woman’s fart during an operation started a fire that resulted in her suffering serious burns.
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Man wanted over theft of £130,000 in accordions
Thirty nine accordions with a value of £130,000 have been stolen from a family-run music shop.
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New York opera stopped after ‘human ashes’ were sprinkled into orchestra pit
A powdery substance a man sprinkled into the orchestra pit at New York’s Metropolitan Opera may have been an opera lover’s ashes, police say.
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Man admits to having sex with van
A man has admitted having sex with a van while it was parked on a public street before walking to a nearby garden and passing out.
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Accidental thief returns car with apology, gas money
A Portland, Oregon, woman says her red Subaru was stolen from her driveway — and then it reappeared with an apology note and gas money.
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